Ilana Karp

Ilana Karp


Quiz: Are You a College Graduate or Just A Large Confused Baby?

Congrats, you’re graduating!  Now that you’re no longer bound by the constraints of school, you can officially call yourself an adult. But… can you really? Are you really ready to take on the “adult” label? Your clothes never match and you still try to get away with ordering kids meals at restaurants. Actual self-reflection sucks, […]

5 KU Professors That Have No Idea I’m High Right Now

It’s just a regular day, wink wink. Actually, I just got stoney bologna and I’m headed to class. Don’t worry though, I smoke weed all the time.

Kim Jong Un to be the Face of New Viagra Campaign, “Projectile Dysfunction”

The marketing team for the popular erectile dysfunction drug Viagra has elected Kim Jong Un to be the face of their new campaign after he just couldn’t seem to get his missile up.The campaign, called “Projectile Dysfunction,” was inspired by events this past weekend, when North Korea whipped out their missiles for the world to […]

#BoycottTwitter: Liberal Twitter Wages War on Easter By Removing Egg

Ladies and gents, Twitter has officially picked a side. Our favorite social media entity has made one small adjustment that will forever change the way us good right-wing-Jesus-loving-anti-political-correctness folk see social media. Just weeks before Easter, our second favorite holiday of the year, Twitter demolished the once-beloved egg icon, and replaced it with the silhouette […]

Trump To Grab 10 Pussies in Honor of International Women’s Day

Today is International Women’s Day, which means women all over the world are celebrating their social, cultural and political achievements, while pushing for further progress.But feminism’s real hero is our own president and self-proclaimed respecter of women Donald J. Trump, who announced on Twitter this morning that in honor of International Women’s day, he will […]

QUIZ: Which 2017 Meme Are You, Not That It Matters

We’re two months into 2017 and we’ve already seen some of the best memes to date, meanwhile our government is being taken over by power-hungry sociopaths.

5 Beautiful Rings To Get Your Favorite Masturbating Hand This Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and it’s not too early to start thinking about the perfect gift for that special someone in your life. For all you single ladies out there, don’t worry. The Black Sheep has compiled a list of the most unique, beautiful, and affordable Valentine’s Day rings to decorate your […]

QUIZ: Are You A Basic KU B*tch?

You might like frolicking through the Chi-O fountain, but just how basic are your favorite things? Take our quiz to find out if you're a basic KU bitch.

QUIZ: We Bet We Can Guess Your Freshman Dorm Based On Your Typical Weekend In Lawrence

Believe it or not, where you lived freshman year says a lot about what your weekend habits are deep into your college career.

Millions of Women’s Periods Sync Up in Heartwarming Show of Solidarity

The day after Donald Trump was sworn into office, millions of women and some incredibly woke men marched all over the world in what turned out to be the largest protest in US History.But the true protest occurred not during the march, but hours later, when the enormous gathering of women across the world resulted […]