Ilana Karp

Ilana Karp


Trump To Grab 10 Pussies in Honor of International Women’s Day

Today is International Women’s Day, which means women all over the world are celebrating their social, cultural and political achievements, while pushing for further progress.But feminism’s real hero is our own president and self-proclaimed respecter of women Donald J. Trump, who announced on Twitter this morning that in honor of International Women’s day, he will […]

QUIZ: Which 2017 Meme Are You, Not That It Matters

We’re two months into 2017 and we’ve already seen some of the best memes to date, meanwhile our government is being taken over by power-hungry sociopaths.

5 Beautiful Rings To Get Your Favorite Masturbating Hand This Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and it’s not too early to start thinking about the perfect gift for that special someone in your life. For all you single ladies out there, don’t worry. The Black Sheep has compiled a list of the most unique, beautiful, and affordable Valentine’s Day rings to decorate your […]

QUIZ: Are You A Basic KU B*tch?

You might like frolicking through the Chi-O fountain, but just how basic are your favorite things? Take our quiz to find out if you're a basic KU bitch.

QUIZ: We Bet We Can Guess Your Freshman Dorm Based On Your Typical Weekend In Lawrence

Believe it or not, where you lived freshman year says a lot about what your weekend habits are deep into your college career.

Millions of Women’s Periods Sync Up in Heartwarming Show of Solidarity

The day after Donald Trump was sworn into office, millions of women and some incredibly woke men marched all over the world in what turned out to be the largest protest in US History.But the true protest occurred not during the march, but hours later, when the enormous gathering of women across the world resulted […]

A Definitive Ranking of the Top 20 KU Basketball Camping Group Names

But if there’s one thing that makes camping worth it, it’s hearing the group names read out loud, and yelling “here” in a public display of dominance.

12 KU-Inspired Pick Up Lines Sure to Get you Laid This Valentine’s Day

They’re out of your league, there’s no way they would give you a chance. Drop one of these pickup lines on ‘em, they’ll see how witty and charming you are.

5 Places to Eat Thanksgiving Dinner Alone at KU

It’s finally Thanksgiving, and while all your friends are either going home, meeting their significant others’ parents, your sorry ass has no plans.

James Naismith’s Official Rules of Basketball, Simplified for Your Pea Brain

It’s basketball season, Jayhawks. We can finally forget the travesty that is KU football and focus on what really matters; bouncing balls, baby.