Things are always changing at KU, and no we’re not talking about the color of E’s meatloaf from week to week. Freshmen will never understand these things...
Thanks to Kansas’s new campus carry policy, keeping your hungry-ass roommate out of your mac stash has never been easier.
It takes a lot to get people to like the cops, but social media has somehow made it possible. If you haven’t seen our first article, where have you been???
Congrats, you’re graduating! Now that you’re no longer bound by the constraints of school, you can officially call yourself an adult. But… can you really? Are you really ready to take on the “adult” label? Your clothes never match and you still try to get away with ordering kids meals at restaurants. Actual self-reflection sucks, […]
The marketing team for the popular erectile dysfunction drug Viagra has elected Kim Jong Un to be the face of their new campaign after he just couldn’t seem to get his missile up.The campaign, called “Projectile Dysfunction,” was inspired by events this past weekend, when North Korea whipped out their missiles for the world to […]
Ladies and gents, Twitter has officially picked a side. Our favorite social media entity has made one small adjustment that will forever change the way us good right-wing-Jesus-loving-anti-political-correctness folk see social media. Just weeks before Easter, our second favorite holiday of the year, Twitter demolished the once-beloved egg icon, and replaced it with the silhouette […]
Today is International Women’s Day, which means women all over the world are celebrating their social, cultural and political achievements, while pushing for further progress.But feminism’s real hero is our own president and self-proclaimed respecter of women Donald J. Trump, who announced on Twitter this morning that in honor of International Women’s day, he will […]