J J Smith

J J Smith

5 Teams MSU Fans Should Root For, and 5 Teams to Not Root For

Sadly, MSU is now out of the tournament. Luckily we have some other teams for you to root for, and also some teams to definitely not root for.

How to Cope When MSU is Inevitably Eliminated from the Tournament

In light of the rather shitty season our Spartans are having, we think it’s best to give you some helpful hints to get you through this year’s event.

Your MSU Spring Break Expectations vs. What Actually Happened

Planning a meaningful vacation on a college student’s budget is impossible. Here’s how MSU students actually spent their Spring Break this year.

MSU Student Cancels Spring Break Trip After Leaving Spartan Flag at Home

An MSU student headed for her Spring Break vacation was recently discovered to have almost left her Spartan flag behind, ruining the vacation, and selfies.

MSU Student Banned from Living on Campus After it was Discovered She was Not Using Combo X-Change

MSU has decided to ban a student from living on campus after it was discovered that the student has never used her Combo-X-Change.

MSU Vet School Bringing Zeke the Wonder Dog Back to Life with a 12 Million Dollar Donation

Zeke the Wonder Dog, who sadly died this past December, may not be gone yet! The MSU veterinary team is getting ready to embark on its biggest triumph ever.

AFC Owners to Meet for Official Vote to Determine Super Bowl Champion

This past Sunday at Super Bowl LI the New England Patriots pulled off the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history in the game’s first-ever overtime. While Tom Brady is ready to celebrate his fifth Super Bowl game victory, as per tradition, the actual winner will be determined next week during an owner’s conference at the […]

Freshmen vs. Seniors: What MSU’s Campus is Saying About Valentine’s Day

While this day of love is exciting, it’s for completely different reasons for our youngest and oldest Spartans.

10 Alternative Facts MSU Students Know to be True

We now live in a country of alternative facts. Little did we know, Kellyanne Conway was just following the tune of the raging alcoholics in East Lansing.

White Oscars Voters Cite Only Black Friend Behind Nomination Results

This past Monday, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced its nominees for the 89th annual Oscars Awards. Many Oscar voters are excited about the recent developments, citing their black friend Mason as a final selling point. “In years past I have ignored everything my black friend Mason says about movies, but his […]