Stories By Jack Barrett
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Campus Life
Student Proposes on 3rd Date, Citing Time Felt Right to Sacrifice 20’s
Michael Terry had been seeing Paula Barnes ever since they met at a party about...
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Campus Life
UMPD Enlists Batman to Combat Rise In Crime
As many students have noticed over the last several weeks, Dinkytown has been plagued with...
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Campus Life
CLA Student Complains of Having Every Class in Blegen 150
Eager to explore all of the classes offered, UMN student John Bartman, an English and...
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Campus Life
Students Attending Bernie Rally Fooled By Impostor
On Tuesday night many U of M students attended what they thought would be a...
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Minnesota
Smith Hall Alert Due to BP Oil Spill
On Friday morning, extremely hungover University of Minnesota students found themselves reading a morning text...
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Minnesota
Top 10 Absurd Classes Offered Spring Semester at the U
As you finalize your spring class schedule, make sure that you are taking full advantage...
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Minnesota
UMN Student Returns Home For Break; Infected with Political Correctinitus
Stacy Worthington began her first semester at the University of Minnesota with big hopes. When...
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Campus Life
What Your UMN Library Choice Says About You
With finals arriving soon and the end of the semester around the corner, the library...
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Booze
The Drunk History of UMN
Ok, this is how it went down, so strap in. Before the U, this here...
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Campus Life
MSA Rejects Resolution to Celebrate Valentine’s Day, Citing Death of True Love
Last week MSA had a resolution introduced to them by the Young Republicans to have...