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Bartender of the Week: Waldo’s Tupper

Name: Tupper Bigelow Twitter Handle: @tuppcity Bar: Waldo’s Campus Tavern Relationship Status: Single as a Pringle Major: Occupational Ttherapy Favorite Drink: Whiskey Sour Favorite Shot: Salted Pretzel Disgusting Drink: Tijuana Sweet Heat (tequila)What drink are you serving a recent graduate of WMU? Why?: A hot pepper vodka shot. We make house pepper-fused vodka here. Served […]

7 Best Places to “Relax” on Campus

It’s come to that time of year, finals are closing in and stress is through the roof. Let’s be blunt, it’s at exactly this time that most people think it’s a dope idea to try and relax a little. In case you ever find yourself in need of a private space to “relax” in, here’s […]

WMU Humans VS. Zombies to Introduce a Cavalry Division

In preparation for this semester’s Humans Vs. Zombies, the organization’s spokesperson, Fern Hasbro, announced that they will be introducing an all-new Cavalry division to the games.“Well, we are the Broncos,” said Hasbro. “It’s about time we got a cavalry involved in HVZ. In fact, we’ve started training our Broncos for the games already!”Hasbro continued to […]

WMU Statues Go On Strike to Protest Seniors Climbing Them

Recently, the Statue Union of Kalamazoo announced all the statues on WMU’s campus have gone on strike. Leading the strike was the Bronco statue, who used Bell’s Brewery as a platform to speak to a small crowd about its plight in an effort to rally them to its side.“It’s as if they don’t even care!” […]

WMU Majors Renamed to Fit What They Actually Are

Some majors at WMU could do with a more straightforward name to help Broncos understand what they’re going to be studying. After all, if you’re going to be stuck in Kalamazoo paying 10K a year for 6 years, the least WMU should do is be completely honest about what you’re studying. Luckily, The Black Sheep […]

An Interview With Harrison Bach, The Bronco Whose Break-Up Pictures Went Viral

Harrison Bach is a double major in biomedical science and film, video, media studies at WMU who, in his senior year, was recently made internet famous when a bunch of super awkward photographs of him and his actual ex-girlfriend, Jackie, went viral. We actually sat down with him to find out how it felt to […]

WMU Parking Enforcement Officers Seeking Weather-Related Psychiatric Care

Kalamazoo’s ever-changing weather on campus has been hard on everyone, but none have suffered as much as  Parking Enforcement Officers. As more and more officers continue to lose their minds and leave the call of duty, 32-year-old full time officer Duncan Romine attempted to explain the situation at a press conference Thursday.“I just can’t understand […]