Stories By Jacob Veldman
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Tennessee
6 Ways You’ve Already Ruined Your Spring Break Bod at UT
With spring break long gone, gyms like Planet Fitness and Gold’s have (probably) lost millions in...
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Tennessee
The 5 Guys You’ll Definitely Meet at Cotton Eyed Joe
Ladies, is it not the most beautiful thing to be 21 years old and hit on...
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5 Places on UT’s Campus That Desperately Need a Liquor License
We’ve all been in places where we’ve said, “I need a drink,” but wouldn’t it be...
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5 Ways to Seduce That Stranger You’ve Been Eyeing in Hodges Library
With cuffing season gone and hoe season on the come up, we at The Black Sheep...
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5 Most Inconspicuous Places To Buy Drugs On UTK’s Campus
Some of us have fallen into a deep dark pit of anxiety and depression that rivals...
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Tennessee
Where Will 4Loko Take You This Boxing Weekend?
Most of us have had our fair share of 4Loko nights at UTK, and, for some,...
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5 Uses for Neyland Stadium Now That We’re a Basketball School
Unless you’ve been living under the Rock, you’ve heard that UT’s basketball team has been doing...
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Fortnite vs. Fort Night: Players vs. Guys on the Strip
Anyone who follows a fraternity member on Snapchat, owns a computer, or otherwise has not buried...
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5 Places on UTK’s Campus to Dump Your Girl Before Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day: The only day of the year we wish for relationship. That is, unless you’re...
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What Do Those 12-Year-Old Kids Do in The Fort on Saturday Night?
If you’re one to walk around the Fort all hours of the night on weekends, you...