Ah, another successful Syllabus Week at LSU has come and gone too soon. Syllabus week, AKA Chill-abus week, is every procrastinator’s dream.
With all of the new and exciting changes around campus, you may be wondering what the heck happened inside everyone’s favorite building?
LSU Senior, William Sheerer was asked to leave Middleton library on Tuesday night for lying to on-duty officers about partaking in the routinely midnight “check in” and as a result, will be banned from taking his final examinations next week.
Wipe the dust off those textbooks you’ve maybe used once to a smush a bug or as a surface table for painting your nails, and start to panic, tigers. It’s almost… FINALS WEEK. DUN. DUN. DUN.
In what began as a pretty-ordinary evening filled with blue lipstick and vodka filled-flasks at LSU’s annual Groovin’ on the Grounds last Thursday night, ended in what a group of six freshmen describe as a “spiritual awakening” as soon as singer/song writer/glitter aficionado, Kesha took the stage to perform her hot new single, “We R Who We R When We R Drunk n Also When We R Dancing.”
Are you fat and fed up? Have all of your dreams of shedding your winter coat been completely obliterated by quesaritos and happy hour specials? Would you like to confidently run around the beach in a tribal printed bikini (or speedo) on SB2K17 without being mistaken for a beach whale?
Whether you’re a 35-year-old student still in a love affair with Fred’s, or a now-classy senior who steers clear of it, you’ve been here, we’ve all been here, and probably will be, tonight.