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Tomi Lahren to Work at Blaze Pizza After Being Suspended from “The Blaze”

After being suspended from her segment on The Blaze, Tomi Lahren found a new job in what appears to be a similar field: East Lansing's Blaze Pizza.

Sports Experts Say MSU Can’t Lose to Middle Tennessee State This Year

A bracket expert has come to the conclusion that MSU probably won’t lose to Middle Tennessee State University during this year's March Madness tournament.

Kinesiology Wins MSU Marathon of Majors; Forensics Comes in Dead Last

Kinesiology majors rejoiced as they crossed the finish line in first place at the recent “Marathon of Majors.”

QUIZ: What Hair Color Would You Have If You Were in RCAH?

In RCAH, you learned you can dye your hair some bright-ass colors to disguise your inner suffering. The question is: what exactly is the right color for you

MSU Student Signs Up for Alternative Spring Break for the Good Karma

Rather than going to Key West with the rest of his frat brothers, one MSU student has decided to spend Spring Break helping the less fortunate.

Izzo to Coach from Izzone Against Purdue Because F*ck It

Tom Izzo announced his intentions to coach from the Izzone during the upcoming game against Purdue, citing some beef with ESPN sportscaster Dan Dakich.

Unsuspecting MSU Student Receives “Couldn’t Care Less” Package from Mother to Deal with Mid-Semester Blues

This week a resident received a rather rude gift from her mother. The MSU sophomore received what her mother called a “Couldn’t Care Less” package.

Sparty Fathead Poster Makes Student Uncomfortable While Masturbating

An MSU student has been incapable of masturbating in his dorm room after his roommate put up an 8” x 16” Fathead of our beloved mascot.

Love Letters to MSU President Lou Anna K. From Residents of East Lansing

n order to provide her with a love-filled, romantic Valentine’s Day, The Black Sheep has requested that community members send her valentines.

UAB Lures Students into MTH 133 Lecture by Disguising It as a Screening of Moana

MSU Students who visited the Wells Hall Campus Center Cinemas to see the screening of Moana were quite disappointed when it turned into a MTH 133 Lecture.