John McBride

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We Dressed Up Like Townies And Went To A Townie Bar: Here’s What Happened

Let’s be honest, the Blacksburg bar and club scene could be a lot better. There are...

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10 Shades Of Paint That Are Whiter Than Tim Sands And, Like, Probably More Interesting

Our beloved president, Tim Sands, the Sandblaster, is probably one of of the white white guys...

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4 Unlikely Couples Who Won’t Stop Sucking Face On The Drillfield

There’s a definite line that you don’t want to cross when it comes to PDA for...

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Virginia Tech’s Top Secret, Secretest Secret Menu

Where does Tim Sands keep the Sorcerer’s Stone, or what exactly is under the Drillfield and...

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Report: Increase In Blacksburg’s Moped Riders Really Explains The Whole Hemorrhoid Issue

BLACKSBURG, VA – Local pharmacies have reported that the popular cream for treating hemorrhoids, Preparation H,...

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5 Frat Party Themes That Show Girls You’re Relatable And Not At All Objectifying Them

Frat parties are nothing without the women, but too often they feel that they have to...

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5 Ways A True Hokie Would Help President Sands Raise His Demon Army To Take Over Every Other College

Students at Virginia Tech are said to be some of the happiest students in America, and...

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Engineer’s Ego Shattered by VT’s New Carilion School of Medicine

BLACKSBURG, VA – Earlier this month Virginia Tech announced that the Carilion School of Medicine is...

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Virginia Tech Cadets Pursue Enlistment in Trump’s Space Force

Last week President Donald Trump expressed his interest in starting the United States Space Force, and...

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VT Student Friend Zoned by Amateur Instagram Model on Trip to Myrtle Beach

Mike, Sara, and her brother, Justin, three friends from Virginia Tech, recently set out on a...