John McPhaul III

John McPhaul III

The Official Drunk Review of All Things NAU

So, in the great spirits of crippling alcohol addiction and the destruction of our livers, The Black Sheep sloppily presents to you our drunk review of NAU.

6 Movie Characters You Swear You’ve Seen at NAU

Since NAU and finals has already sucked the life out of us all, it’s time to acknowledge the movie characters we swear once held a Jackscard.

Students Upset Over Lackluster NAU Alerts

Many students have complained about the inefficiency of NAU Alerts over the past months, as they are far too vague to be alerting anyone to any danger.

7 Honest Answers to Your Annoying Relatives’ Questions at Thanksigving

Thanksgiving is that magical time of year when you go home enthusiastic to see your family again and then leave remembering exactly why you left.

Trump-Inspired Curriculum Coming To NAU This Fall

With the recent h’ge upset of Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton in the 2016 presidential election, it’s safe to assume that ‘uge changes will be coming when the president elect takes office. Trump has already talked uprooting our political system, but he will also be making some changes to our educational system by implementing some […]

The Judgmental Map of NAU

The Northern Arizona University map showcases the best of what NAU has to offer. However, it’s not the most truthful representational of our little campus.

6 Ways Only NAU Students Can Have Sex

Sex is an important part of everybody’s life, it provides instant stress relief as well as a meaningful connection with your partner. It also gives us a chance to experiment with our deepest, darkest fantasizes, and NAU students have a unique sexual prowess that shows through in these six saucy positions.The Lumberjack Hammer: This position […]

Ranking the Sexiness of NAU Basketball Players By Their Names Only

Sexiness is a virtue, a limited resource that unfortunately cannot be extended to all of us. Your name is your marker, one of the first things people judge you by.  Making the sexiness of your name very important. Here at The Black Sheep we employed two random judgmental girls to help rate the sexiness of […]

5 NAU Unique Ways to Escape Midterms

Midterms: They suck and are completely unnecessary. What’s the point of testing us on only half the shit we’re supposed to know? If only an uber-handsome The Black Sheep staff writer could make a list telling the masses how they could avoid midterms altogether. Wait, what’s that? It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s that […]

4 NAU Facts That’ll Blow Your Freakin’ Mind, Man

Northern Arizona University has always been a rather unique school. From our 7,000 ft elevation to our uncommon mascot, there a few things that stand out about the school that many students many not know. Convoluted Early History: Let’s start with the name. Believe it or not, we actually started out being called Northern Arizona […]