Jordan Randall

Jordan Randall

5 Ways to Make a Quick Buck from the KZoo Cat Cafe

The point of the KZoo Cat Cafe is to find permanent homes for these shelter cats. It’s time to fight the system, one feline at a time.

This is How You Should Deal with Summer Humidity in Michigan

Locals have their ways of dealing with humidity, but there are sure-fire ways to forever escape human condensation in Michigan.

5 Things To Steal From Western Michigan While Everyone Is On Summer Break

Summer presents an opportunity for those of you still in K-Zoo to steal whatever you want because there's always been a few things you want.

7 Hells of Kalamazoo, Michigan

From drunken 20-year-olds to winters worse than the one they were anticipating in Game of Thrones, Kalamazoo can be a West-Michigan hell.

5 Neglected Chores Made Easier When You Use Weed As a Reward

One way to finish your chores more efficiently is to reward yourself with getting high via God’s green gift to the world: marijuana.

5 Reasons Why College Kids Are Actually the Best Dog Owners

A lot of people, including landlords, your parents and Petco employees seem to think college students can’t handle having a dog. But they're wrong.

The Ultimate Under-$10-Wine Wine Taste Test From The Ultimate Wine Expert

From the lips of a wine-tasting savant to the screen of your computers comes a review of five wines for the budget-conscious college student.

Top 6 Terms To Prove That No, This Totally Isn’t the First Premier League Game You’ve Ever Watched

Learn these key pieces of Premier League lingo and you'll totally fit in with the growing number of chill dudebros hangin' and watching fútbol.

WMU to Hire Local Mom to Enforce Tobacco Policy

In an effort to more strictly enforce its tobacco-free policy, Western Michigan University has hired local mother, Sherri Montane, with hopes that this move will curb the remaining smoking that is left on the Kalamazoo campus.Montane who, like any mother, is known for her stern tone and ability to display disappointment that can bring any […]

5 Things Dr. Edward Montgomery Will Have to Do to Be More Liked Than President Dunn

 For the last 10 years, John Dunn has served as the beloved president of WMU. He was always visible to the students and always had that adorable smile that made you want to squeeze his wittle cheeks. Now that Dr. Edward Montgomery is taking over, he’ll have a hard time being as liked as Dunn […]