Stories By Josh Schneider
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Grand Valley State
Grand Valley Papa John’s Expected To Be Filled With Another Sub-Par Chain To Fill The Void Of Mediocrity
Dammit, there goes GV’s flagship food option for South Campus. Turns out Zaddy John is a...
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Grand Valley State
Report: Visiting GV Dad Sipped On A Few Cold Ones And Rallied For The Tailgate After ‘Resting His Eyes’
GVSU dad Steve McDavis made his annual hour trek up to Allendale for Grand Valley Family...
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Grand Valley State
10 Absolute Units From Video Games That Could (And Should) Replace T. Haas
When T. Haas announced his retirement from GVSU, the world grieved. Haas will vacate the position...
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Grand Valley State
Laker Gang: Since No One Knows The Alma Mater Lyrics, GV Will Change It To Lil Pump’s ‘Gucci Gang’
“Gucci Gang” is now the official GVSU Alma Mater. Did the administration go too far with...
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Grand Valley State
10 Phrases You’ve Never Even Considered Saying At GV
There are a lot of Lakerisms that students participate in, but there are some things Lakers...
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Grand Valley State
GV Clout Gods Tear Down Lame Shoe Tree To Erect a Dank Juul Tree In Its Place
After spending countless years in the valley next to the Little Mak bridge growing n’ shit,...
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Grand Valley State
10 Excuses Every Laker Has Used for Being Late to Class
Grand Valley is full of highly motivated individuals that want to make a difference in the...
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Grand Valley State
6 Unique Dishes You Can Only Make at Fresh Food Co.
Fresh is the only place on campus that offers the unique opportunity for students to eat...
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Grand Valley State
10 Embarrassing Jokes Your Dad Made on Your First Tour of GV
Dads think they are the funniest guy in the room no matter where they go. Many...
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Grand Valley State
10 Depressing Statistics About How Depressing GVSU Is
If you go to GVSU’s website you can find a lot of uplifting, great statistics about...