Josh Varela

Josh Varela

UCLA Student Sleeping at Pauley Pavilion for Good Seats to Home Basketball Games

While some students wait in line for hours to ensure a good seat in Pauley Pavilion, one student has devised a clever plan for a good view of the action.

Disgruntled UCLA Student Still Holding Live Ducks for Ransom After Loss to Oregon

Jordan has been capturing live ducks from fountains around Westwood, taking them to his dorm, and demanding a ransom from the University of Oregon.

UCLA Fraternity in Hot Water After Live Bears, Fireworks Found at NYE Party

UCLA’s Kappa Kappa Kappa fraternity finds itself facing administrative sanctions after successfully hosting the “party of the century” on New Year’s Eve. The fraternity, also known as K3, is blamed for hospitalization of over thirty UCLA students and hundreds of thousands of dollars of property damage along Gayley Avenue in the Los Angeles suburb of […]

UCLA Dining Halls Develop Controversial Program to Target Sneaky Food Smugglers

While other universities the face problem of racial discrimination, UCLA faces perhaps a graver issue: an increase in food smuggling from dining halls.