Drinking Game: Glass is Half Full

There’s a positive side to everything. You’re unemployed this summer? More time for Netflix. You didn’t pass a class? Next time you take it you’ll know all the info. Always look at life with a “glass is half full” mentality. Except for this game. You want it to be at least half empty.What You’ll Need: […]

An Obituary For the Class of 2016

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to say our goodbyes to the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign—Class of 2016.The senior class graduated from UIUC on May 14, 2016 at approximately 9:30 a.m. The cause of graduation is unknown, as many students were passed out at KAM’s for the entire year.The seniors were born sometime in […]

VENN DIAGRAM: Interns vs. Pledges

The Black Sheep is finally calling out the elephant in the room. Whether you’re an intern or a pledge, the ass kissing around campus is on high and could use a couple chill pills.  Check out this nifty Venn diagram to shed some light on all the shit you’re putting yourself through and treat yo self […]

The Black Sheep Presents: The Second Annual Sheepies

Considered by many to be the "greatest publication since the Bible" The Black Sheep returns for the Second Annual Sheepie Awards!

Lovie Smith Excited to Continue Mediocre Career With Mediocre Football Program

Illinois football has been looking to revamp the program to become a national presence, and believe a name like Smith’s could lead them in that direction.

Do You Like Green Kegs and KAM’s?

I do not like them, Sam-I-Drunk. I do not like green kegs and KAM's!

UIUC Admits All Applicants to Alleviate Debt

After several feeble attempts to scrounge up extra money after receiving next to nothing from the barren state of Illinois, U of I has solved the problem.

Drinking Game: Fishbowl

It’s way too cold to justify going out to a bar, and if you actually do then you’re stupid. So don’t be stupid and play this game with your friends at home.

Top 10 Moves Illini Use to Get the “D” or “V”

The Black Sheep has developed 10 foolproof sexy moves that will get you shaking on the floor now and in the sheets later, you freak.

Top 10 Ways to Get Around Illinois Without Your Hoverboard

Chancellor Barbara Wilson banned hoverboards, and students have been scrambling to get to class that don't involve exploding batteries beneath their feet.