There’s a positive side to everything. You’re unemployed this summer? More time for Netflix. You didn’t pass a class? Next time you take it you’ll know all the info. Always look at life with a “glass is half full” mentality. Except for this game. You want it to be at least half empty.What You’ll Need: […]
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to say our goodbyes to the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign—Class of 2016.The senior class graduated from UIUC on May 14, 2016 at approximately 9:30 a.m. The cause of graduation is unknown, as many students were passed out at KAM’s for the entire year.The seniors were born sometime in […]
The Black Sheep is finally calling out the elephant in the room. Whether you’re an intern or a pledge, the ass kissing around campus is on high and could use a couple chill pills. Check out this nifty Venn diagram to shed some light on all the shit you’re putting yourself through and treat yo self […]
Illinois football has been looking to revamp the program to become a national presence, and believe a name like Smith’s could lead them in that direction.
Chancellor Barbara Wilson banned hoverboards, and students have been scrambling to get to class that don't involve exploding batteries beneath their feet.