Leela Bassuk

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Top 5 Burge Meats to Stress Eat During the Inauguration

Fasten your bibs and wash your paws in the river, we've compiled a list of five meats found in Burge perfect for stress eating during the inauguration.

UI Freshman Makes New Year’s Resolution to Finally Wash Crusty-Ass Duvet Cover

After suffering a small bout of gout this semester due to poor hygiene practices, freshman Ariel Brungston has vowed to wash her duvet cover.

Review of the Iowa vs. Iowa State Game by a Student Who Didn’t Watch Any Of It

The Iowa vs. Iowa State basketball game last night was a doozy! With Iowa winning 78 to 64, many University of Iowa students are feeling warm and fuzzy.

Top 5 Bitchiest Christmas Sweaters Found at the Washington St. Ragstock

Thinking about cozying up with a quirky vintage holiday sweater and watching Happy Feet 2 on repeat until January 17? Nice!

The 6 Best UIowa Lecture Halls To Nip Out In

We have compiled a list of the top six least insulated UI lecture halls that are guaranteed to make your nips say, “Hey Kelly! It’s fucking cold today!”

UI Student Health Hands Out Teething Rings To Increasingly Distressed Students

As Thanksgiving break approaches, finals week looms ahead like a mean ass squirrel at the end of the T. Anne Cleary Walkway. This combined with the 2016 election, Facebook fights, confusing weather, the end of football season, and unexpectedly freezing dorm showers has caused many University of Iowa students to experience intense jaw pain and […]

Breaking News: Rusty The Giant Sloth Will Be The Next Bachelor

This weekend, the University of Iowa Museum of Natural History released a press statement confirming that the most beloved taxidermy animal on campus is scheduled to star on NBC’S hit reality TV show, The Bachelor, next year.Standing at 12 feet tall, weighing over 2 tons and covered in 1,400 cow tails, it’s no surprise that producers […]

The 7 Types of Students Using Stanley Hall’s Piano

Stanley Hall: one of University of Iowa’s east side dorms and home to hundreds of freshmen. Recently renovated, the 8-story dorm features the gorgeous Ecklund Lounge on the main floor, furnished with modern  couches and chairs, rustic study tables and a panoramic view of the delightfully brown Iowa River. However, what really completes the feng […]