Lucian Hatfield

Lucian Hatfield

Staff Writer

University of Connecticut
6 Things on Campus That Prove UConn is Outdated as F**k

UConn is outdated af. Here are 6 pieces of “technology” found at UConn that prove this campus is stuck in the past.

Top 5 Ways to Position Yourself When UConn F***s You

We all know what UConn is capable of, and we know that when it’s in the right mood, it can fuck us (over) pretty intensely.

Recruitment Strategy to Make UConn Women’s Basketball Suck More Revealed

At this point, the streak has become more of a curse than a blessing; people don't go to the women’s games anymore because they know we’re going to win.