Tragedy struck a sorority who wishes to remain anonymous last Wednesday when sophomore Katie Talbot returned home in the same clothes she went out in the night before.
Last Tuesday, LSU announced that the university was working to have its tiger habitat registered as an official sanctuary by the Global Federation of Animal Sanctuaries. Mike’s veterinarian, David Baker, was quoted saying, “Times change, public perception changes.” It seems the university has decided to operate by this assumption, as it has just announced that […]
Ever wonder how an unathletic student who just ate an entire order of nachos from that Mexican place in the Union would fare in a test of strength and agility? Wonder no more! We climbed these LSU landmarks and rated their difficulty, mainly because we were bored AF. 1.) Howe Russell Dinosaur: This thing is […]
As you head back to school, keep an eye out for Free Speech Alley’s newest addition of protestors, “Students Against Circumcision.” Led by local student activists, SAC works to provide counseling for those who were circumcised against their will, often at birth. Their goal this semester is to raise enough money to provide a “much […]
Christmas is coming and the Naughty List is growing by the day. LSU has been up to some pretty sketchy stuff lately, but there are ten individuals who trump them all. We’ve made a list and checked it twice, you should do the same. Also, sorry we said “trump.” 10.) That Shirtless/Shoeless Hippie Who Does […]
As we approach the end of the semester, it’s important to reflect on the things we have learned, the things we have gained, and the things we have lost. 10.) The Ability to Drink: Gone are the days when you could throw back sixteen shots of Fireball at Reggie’s, chug a Four Loco, and still […]
Every community has a set of code words. These are used to develop a sense of culture and camaraderie. Even if that culture is absolute redneck debauchery. So all you Anthro and Linguistics majors hold onto your boners, because here are 7 words that help shape LSU into the *community* that it is. 7.) Dalrymple: […]
It’s no secret that LSU has a serious squirrel problem. Yes, a problem. The squirrels all but run this campus. And what are squirrels but furrier rats? Something must be done, and The Black Sheep has the answer: squirrel meat. It’s not a filet mignon, but it’s edible. And, hey, we’ve all eaten much worse. […]