Madeline Conrad

Madeline Conrad

Staff Writer

Louisiana State University
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LSU Students So Dirty Black Plague Makes a Comeback on Campus

The LSU Student Health Center issued a school-wide health emergency alert after three students fell ill with what appeared to be the Black Plague this past week.

A Eulogy to The Bandit

In light of recent accusations of the illegal selling of alcohol to underage patrons, The Bandit is calling it quits.

7 Courses LSU Needs to Add for Fall 2017

As you prepare to make your schedules for the fall semester, keep these courses in mind. None require prerequisites, all count as electives.

The 5 Greatest Heroes of LSU

“Who is to say who is the villain and who is the hero? Probably the dictionary.”

Shacker Returns Home Without Clothes From Lover, Is Excommunicated

Tragedy struck a sorority who wishes to remain anonymous last Wednesday when sophomore Katie Talbot returned home in the same clothes she went out in the night before.

In Lieu of Tiger, LSU Adopts 7 Feral Cats as New Mascots

Last Tuesday, LSU announced that the university was working to have its tiger habitat registered as an official sanctuary by the Global Federation of Animal Sanctuaries. Mike’s veterinarian, David Baker, was quoted saying, “Times change, public perception changes.” It seems the university has decided to operate by this assumption, as it has just announced that […]

The Hardest LSU Trivia Test You’ll Ever Take

Think you know LSU? GOOD LUCK!

We Climbed These LSU Monuments So You Wouldn’t Have To

Ever wonder how an unathletic student who just ate an entire order of nachos from that Mexican place in the Union would fare in a test of strength and agility? Wonder no more! We climbed these LSU landmarks and rated their difficulty, mainly because we were bored AF.  1.) Howe Russell Dinosaur: This thing is […]

LSU Student Activists Attempt to Raise Awareness on Circumcision

As you head back to school, keep an eye out for Free Speech Alley’s newest addition of protestors, “Students Against Circumcision.” Led by local student activists, SAC works to provide counseling for those who were circumcised against their will, often at birth. Their goal this semester is to raise enough money to provide a “much […]

Top Ten LSU People Who Belong on Santa’s Naughty List

Christmas is coming and the Naughty List is growing by the day. LSU has been up to some pretty sketchy stuff lately, but there are ten individuals who trump them all. We’ve made a list and checked it twice, you should do the same. Also, sorry we said “trump.”  10.) That Shirtless/Shoeless Hippie Who Does […]