Madison Sweezy

Madison Sweezy

A Timeline of Today’s Official Holiday: Chicken Parm Day

Today, Friday, the 21st day of April in the 2017th year of our lord, will be the official Chicken Parm Day, as declared by the almighty President Sands.

QUIZ: What Kind of VT Parker Are You?

Statistically, Hokies spend 103% of their life searching for parking. Over time, parkers begin to take a distinct personality.

QUIZ: Can We Guess Which Tech Frat You’re In?

So you’re in a frat, and you swear yours is the best. Your brothers are your best friends and the memories you’ve made with your frat will last a lifetime.

The 8 Stages of Studying in Newman as Described by Frank Beamer

It’s that time again. The Earth is coming back to life, the weather is beautiful, and the sun is smiling down on you while you’re stuck inside Newman.

QUIZ: How Long Will You LAst at Ring Dance?

are you going for the tradition, because it’s free, or to party? And, more importantly, how long will you actually stay? Take the quiz to find out!

VT Majors Renamed to Fit What They Actually Are

We decided to rename some of the majors here at Virginia Tech for what they actually are. Now, you can know what people really think of you.

PornHub Pop-Up Shop to Rival Aerie on the Drillfield Today

This Tuesday, from 4:30 p.m to 6:30 p.m., a PornHub pop-up shop will be installed directly across the Drillfield from the Aerie store.

6 Random and Weird Things That Happened At Tech

From celebrity turkeys to celebrity fogies, here’s a collective list of every fucking bizarre thing that’s happened in Hokie land.

Definitive Timeline of a Hokie’s Life at Virginia Tech

In the spirit of Ut Prosim, we’ve documented every typical Virginia Tech experience right here, for your eternal viewing pleasures.

Are You the One? VT Edition

If your perfect match walked right past you on the Drillfield, would you even know it?