Madison Sweezy

Madison Sweezy

QUIZ: How Long Will You LAst at Ring Dance?

are you going for the tradition, because it’s free, or to party? And, more importantly, how long will you actually stay? Take the quiz to find out!

VT Majors Renamed to Fit What They Actually Are

We decided to rename some of the majors here at Virginia Tech for what they actually are. Now, you can know what people really think of you.

PornHub Pop-Up Shop to Rival Aerie on the Drillfield Today

This Tuesday, from 4:30 p.m to 6:30 p.m., a PornHub pop-up shop will be installed directly across the Drillfield from the Aerie store.

6 Random and Weird Things That Happened At Tech

From celebrity turkeys to celebrity fogies, here’s a collective list of every fucking bizarre thing that’s happened in Hokie land.

Definitive Timeline of a Hokie’s Life at Virginia Tech

In the spirit of Ut Prosim, we’ve documented every typical Virginia Tech experience right here, for your eternal viewing pleasures.

Are You the One? VT Edition

If your perfect match walked right past you on the Drillfield, would you even know it?

Tech Student Unable to Cope with New Semester Due to Recent Discovery about Santa

No one has struggled as hard as Virginia Tech’s Nick Dunver, who’s recent holiday break turned out to be not so jolly after all.

Trump Nominates 2-Factor Authentication as Secretary of Homeland Security

Trump recently announced 2-Factor Authentication, most notable for its work with Virginia Tech, as his nomination for Secretary of Homeland Security.

Matrix That Describes Life at Virginia Tech

The Black Sheep have your satin covered back. Here’s a matrix of all the naughty, nice, ugly, and sexy things roaming the hills of Blacksburg.

Drillfield Beginning to Develop Male Pattern Baldness

“I’m balding, and I’m PROUD” said the Drillfield earlier this week. The Drillfield is experiencing what some would call early onset Male Pattern Baldness.