Madison Sweezy

Madison Sweezy

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6 Random and Weird Things That Happened At Tech

From celebrity turkeys to celebrity fogies, here’s a collective list of every fucking bizarre thing that’s happened in Hokie land.

Definitive Timeline of a Hokie’s Life at Virginia Tech

In the spirit of Ut Prosim, we’ve documented every typical Virginia Tech experience right here, for your eternal viewing pleasures.

Are You the One? VT Edition

If your perfect match walked right past you on the Drillfield, would you even know it?

Tech Student Unable to Cope with New Semester Due to Recent Discovery about Santa

No one has struggled as hard as Virginia Tech’s Nick Dunver, who’s recent holiday break turned out to be not so jolly after all.

Trump Nominates 2-Factor Authentication as Secretary of Homeland Security

Trump recently announced 2-Factor Authentication, most notable for its work with Virginia Tech, as his nomination for Secretary of Homeland Security.

Matrix That Describes Life at Virginia Tech

The Black Sheep have your satin covered back. Here’s a matrix of all the naughty, nice, ugly, and sexy things roaming the hills of Blacksburg.

Drillfield Beginning to Develop Male Pattern Baldness

“I’m balding, and I’m PROUD” said the Drillfield earlier this week. The Drillfield is experiencing what some would call early onset Male Pattern Baldness.

Charlottesville Asking for Urgent Lube Donations

The shortage was caused by UVA students, in preparation for getting royally fucked at the football game vs Virginia Tech this past Saturday

Thanksgiving Turkey Looking To Be “Just a Regular College Student”

The turkey reportedly watched the movie "The Prince and Me" on his ride from Iowa to Blacksburg, and is now determined to get the “true college experience.”

Top 10: Sexiest Buildings at Virginia Tech

The only thing brighter than the sun is the beauty of the Hokie stone glimmering in the light, making the majority of our buildings ~sexy as hell.~