Manuel Silva-Paulus

Manuel Silva-Paulus

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Here’s a Final Every RU Student Can Pass!

Finals are just around the corner, and we know you’re stressed out. If you’re scared of failing, here’s an exam that you’re sure to pass.

6 People You’ll Meet on a Thirsty Thursday Bus

Whether it’s on the H or the LX, we all know that the people on these buses will probably be one of the more exciting parts of your drunken adventure.

Student Sits in Ice Locker in Preparation for Rutgers’ Big Chill

McKayler Jersen, a Rutgers student and self-pronounced athlete, has discovered a new way to prepare for Rutgers’ annual Big Chill Marathon.

Rutgers Professor Forced to Watch Trump Rally Footage as Punishment for Tweeting

The NYPD arrested and detained Rutgers professor, Kevin Allred, who teaches a class called “Politicizing Beyonce,” on Tuesday for tweeting.

Rutgers Student Starts New Supplement Regimen To Get Over RU Screw

Kerry Kapernickle, a Mason Gross School of the Arts sophomore has discovered a new "supplemental", natural addition to her natural, locally brewed coffee.

Sexiest RU Basketball Players Ranked By Name Only

Not a fan of sports? Only watch the games to see which player has the nicest ass? Well we’ve got you covered. Here’s a comprehensive list of the hottest players on our basketball team, ranked by name only.14.) Khalil Batie: When your friends go to the bathroom in a group study at Kilmer, Khalil will […]

New Academic Building Too Nice For Rutgers, Demolition Planned Soon

President Barchi announced plans for the demolition of the new Academic Building on the College Ave campus. Barchi said the building was “too nice” for Rutgers and is scheduled for demolition next semester.The building was originally modeled after Lucy Stone Hall on Livingston Campus. The architect said he wanted the building to be “confusing as […]

5 Things at Rutgers That Are Somehow Better Than Brower

Brower Dining Hall, the fifth pit of hell in the Rutgers dining experience. Here you’ll find the worst of the worst. Frat bros, party girls, even professors if you’re unlucky (but not really, though). The only respite you’ll have is pizza, and that’s only if you’re willing to sacrifice your self-respect (and weight). If you’re […]