Mary Ruehl

CU Boulder

5 Ways To Get To The Hill Without Eating Shit

Wintertime is glorious at CU. And while the stoner ski bums are shredding the gnar on...

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Would You Rather? Buff Edition

Ah, the first week of classes. A glorious time filled with false hope that maybe the...

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10 Things CU Students Should Definitely Do Before Studying For Finals

You‘ve already re-organized your underwear drawer five times? D2L has replaced PornHub as your most visited...

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5 Things Your Mom Would Say If She Saw You At The Walrus Last Weekend

Thanksgiving break is over and college students everywhere have escaped the watchful supervision of mom and...

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6 Underclassmen Myths About The Downer, Exposed

  Having never been to The Downer is a bit like having never had sex: you...

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5 Questions We Have For That Screaming Jesus Guy On CU’s Campus Yesterday

Every year, some hick-ass church down in the Bible belt or Eastern Colorado sends one of...

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Is CU Boulder REALLY The Happiest Campus In America?

Wow, big shocker here, our lovely lil’ home-away-from-home was just announced to be the happiest city...

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Regarding The Snow Dick On Folsom Field: What Does It Mean?

After the weak-ass snowstorm on Sunday night, disappointed CU Boulder groundskeepers who were totally banking on...

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5 Things at CU Your Old Senior Ass Can’t Handle Anymore

It’s pretty easy to tell the underclassmen from, well, everyone else on Earth. They’ve all got...

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A Spooky Map of the 5 Spookiest Places in Boulder

Spooky season has officially begun, and no, that’s not just because midterms are here and failure...