Stories By Mary Ruehl
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CU Boulder
5 Ways To Get To The Hill Without Eating Shit
Wintertime is glorious at CU. And while the stoner ski bums are shredding the gnar on...
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CU Boulder
Would You Rather? Buff Edition
Ah, the first week of classes. A glorious time filled with false hope that maybe the...
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CU Boulder
10 Things CU Students Should Definitely Do Before Studying For Finals
You‘ve already re-organized your underwear drawer five times? D2L has replaced PornHub as your most visited...
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CU Boulder
5 Things Your Mom Would Say If She Saw You At The Walrus Last Weekend
Thanksgiving break is over and college students everywhere have escaped the watchful supervision of mom and...
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CU Boulder
6 Underclassmen Myths About The Downer, Exposed
Having never been to The Downer is a bit like having never had sex: you...
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CU Boulder
5 Questions We Have For That Screaming Jesus Guy On CU’s Campus Yesterday
Every year, some hick-ass church down in the Bible belt or Eastern Colorado sends one of...
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CU Boulder
Is CU Boulder REALLY The Happiest Campus In America?
Wow, big shocker here, our lovely lil’ home-away-from-home was just announced to be the happiest city...
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CU Boulder
Regarding The Snow Dick On Folsom Field: What Does It Mean?
After the weak-ass snowstorm on Sunday night, disappointed CU Boulder groundskeepers who were totally banking on...
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CU Boulder
5 Things at CU Your Old Senior Ass Can’t Handle Anymore
It’s pretty easy to tell the underclassmen from, well, everyone else on Earth. They’ve all got...
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CU Boulder
A Spooky Map of the 5 Spookiest Places in Boulder
Spooky season has officially begun, and no, that’s not just because midterms are here and failure...