Hundreds of discarded pieces of paper littered the Oval Office floor, covered in barely-legible scribbles ranging from “Comey Comey Comey Chameleon (?)” to “Easy Comey, Easy Go.”
During BC finals week, it’s easy to panic over how to handle oncoming finals. But in the chaos, you often lose the most obvious solution-cheat your way out!
The latest social media craze sweeping the nation is specifically tailored to relieve finals stress. FacePalm, named after the most common finals season gesture, features a range of tools and techniques to distract and calm even the most ravaged mind. Other social media lets people cloak themselves in perfection. Even as their roofs collapse on the […]
The Red dawn rose earlier this week to the sonorous, single-note cheers of a zombified nation. New York State announced it planned to provide free college tuition to all inhabitants, officially forgoing its title as the champion of American culture. Millennials everywhere greeted this news with noncommittal grunts before slouching back onto the couches their […]
Perfection is tricky. Like confidence, financial security and Abercrombie models’ abs, it is something everyone obsesses over but nobody has the slightest clue how to achieve. Except for the flawless celestial beings at The Black Sheep. Peering down upon you poor soggy fleshlings, we have decided to show mercy and unlock the vault containing the secrets […]