Maya Bassuk

Maya Bassuk


6 Social Media Hacks to Fake an Awesome Summer While Caring For Your Aunt’s Elderly Cat

While caring for your aunt's elderly cat, Hester, here are 6 ways to spruce up your online presence without leaving the comforts of landlocked suburbia.

6 Signs Shit’s About to Go Down at Your Iowa City Neighborhood Picnic

Long bike rides to the Coral Ridge mall, chronic groin pain from said bike rides, and dead fish in the river: what could be better than summer in IC?

UIowa Senior Gets Minimalist Tattoo of her P.A.U.L.A. Citation

UI Senior Meagan Hertz of Cedar Rapids, has recently posted her newest body art on Instagram, with the caption “Legally inked, betches #tatted.”

5 Things To Do With Your Cap and Gown Once You’ve Graduated

Congratulations! You are now a proud alumnus/alumna/alpaca of the University of Iowa. Days ago, you walked across the stage in Carver Arena.

Iowa Sophomore Changes Jogging Route to Burlington Street to Get More Attention

UI sophomore, Angela Fretters has changed her tri-weekly jogging routine to attract more attention. Fretters now runs up and down Burlington.

5 Ways to Avoid Cleaning Your South Johnson Apartment

Here are 5 ways you can continue to avoid cleaning your dirty ass apartment, since you either blew an entire semester’s worth of Currier front desk earnings in #CABO or hibernated in a pile of your own filth last week.

5 of the Best Spots in Iowa City To Stuff Your Face for $3

After extensive ground research, we've compiled a list of the five best places on or near campus to sate your inebriated cravings for $3 or less.

7 Things Every Iowa Student Thinks About During Sex

We've conducted a very legitimate*, comprehensive**, peer***-reviewed study, from which we have compiled a definitive list of Iowan turn-ons.

Fearless UI Freshman Attempts Beyoncé Dance Moves in Main Library

Early this week, University of Iowa freshman Linda Berkowitz dared to go where no student—nay, no Iowan—has gone before.

5 Emails Every Hawkeye Has Received and Immediately Deleted

Here’s a list of emails every Iowa student has received, opened, and angrily deleted in a fit of rage.