You’ve spent four years, hundreds of thousands of dollars, blood, sweat, and beers on a piece of paper that validates your education. The only problem is you aren’t ready to leave the safe haven of alcohol, friendship, and fun that is Champaign-Urbana. If you or a loved one is suffering from graduation acceptance, you are […]
The Fighting Illini Baseball team has been struggling this season, currently holding a dismal record of 15-19. It's unfortunately a familiar sight.
UIUC senior Blake Smith, majoring in finance, revealed to Facebook friends and the world that he got a job at his father’s financial firm in Chicago.
fraternity members of Omega Upsilon Kappa mistakenly brought baby powder instead of cocaine to their fraternity formal last weekend.
The best way to take advantage of the time you have left with the lucky lady in your life is to take her to Moms Weekend Block at Lion.
In order to spice things up with my hot as hell boyfriend I incorporated a trick I learned from the Cosmopolitan Snap story: hot, steamy sex in the dirty, beer-soaked elevator of my beautiful apartment building, HERE. So, we did the dirty and here’s my review of the world of elevator sex and its ups […]
Quietly infiltrating a BADM 420 group project is no mean feat, and if you’re found, it could mean a semester filled with awkward glances in the BIF.
One’s cheap like your mom, but the other can fit 4 people in it and accepts credit, also like your mom. So, which is the better way to get around campus? Better find out!MDMA: I’m just gonna say it. CUMTD is the best way to get around campus. Sure, you have to leave on someone […]
Representatives from CUMTD wouldn’t offer a comment about the secret betting pool, but they did extend its concerns towards Jones and Smith.