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A Roast of the UIUC Class of 2021 Facebook Page

As the end draws near for the Class of 2017, one thing is for certain: another...

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A Guide to Distracting Yourself From U of I Graduation In Two Weeks

You’ve spent four years, hundreds of thousands of dollars, blood, sweat, and beers on a piece...

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Lifelong Cubs Fan Attends Illini Baseball Games to “Remind Him of The Old Days”

The las 100 years of Cubs teams and the current Fighting Illini baseball team have more...

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U of I Senior Finance Major Gets Job Totally Not Because Father Owns Firm

UIUC senior Blake Smith, majoring in finance, revealed to Facebook friends and the world that he...

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Tragic: Illini Frat Brings Baby Powder Instead of Coke; Formal Ruined

In a tragic turn of events, fraternity members of Omega Upsilon Kappa mistakenly brought baby powder...

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15 Stages of Taking Your Mom to Block at Lion, As Told by Brad Underwood’s Facial Expressions

It’s Moms Weekend and your mom is finally coming to visit, but let’s face it: she’s...

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HERE Elevator Sex: The Ups and Downs

In order to spice things up with my hot as hell boyfriend I incorporated a trick...

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How to F**k Everyone in Your BADM 420 Group Project Without Ruining the Dynamic

Most people don’t like group projects, but when you’re blessed with sexy people in your group,...

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Is Uber or CUMTD The Best Way To Get Around Illinois’ Campus?

One’s cheap like your mom, but the other can fit 4 people in it and accepts...

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CUMTD Bus Drivers Have Secret Betting Pool for Fastest Drive During Peak Usage Time

The Black Sheep has uncovered a secret betting pool among CUMTD bus drivers for the fastest...