Meghan Lockwood

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5 Messages In The B-Stat GroupMe That Prove Terps Are A Weird Breed

A GroupMe that contains 600+ UMD students is bound to bring out some strange, creative, and...

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What The Hell Are All The Old Dead People Thinking In Those Portraits In Van Munching Hall?

If you’ve set foot in almost any academic building on campus, you’ve probably seen those dusty...

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5 Woeful Stories Overheard From That One Gross Stall In The Girl’s Bathroom At Turf

The girls bathroom at Turf has undeniably seen some ugly shit. Literally and figuratively. Personal stories...

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We Fact-Checked That Arrogant Tool From Your Gov Class Who Always Raises His Hand And Argues With The Teacher

You know that big-headed, arrogant tool in your GVPT241 class that just can’t shut up? We’ll...

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‘Where Have All the Munchies Gone?’ Says Disappointed UMD Stoner After Realizing Five Guys, Slices And The Stuffed Turtle Are All Gone

Local UMD stoner, Casey Cox, was startled by the lack of munchies College Park now has...

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A Message From UMD’s Newest Dating Service, TerpsMeet.com

This post is brought to you by fictional dating site, TerpsMeet.com.  Are you on the hunt...

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5 Things That Didn’t Change About College Park Over The Summer, Even Though You Wanted Them To

Over the summer, some new changes have taken hold at UMD. But nothing that you REALLY...

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5 of The Best Excuses That Explain Why You’re Late to Class

The Black Sheep interviewed 50 anonymous Terps, asking them about the craziest stories they’ve ever used...

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6 Ways Frat Dads Got Injured on Dads Day

Dad’s Day is a beautiful frat tradition where alumni fathers get to visit their sons at...

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Spring Is The Frattiest Season At UMD, And Here’s Why

No one appreciates the bloom of spring more than Greek Terps. Spring at UMD signifies that...