Michael Agnello

Michael Agnello

Chief Campus Editor

University of Massachusetts
UMass’ Daddy Of The Week: Andrew

UMass' Daddy of the Week Andrew Cyr. That's not a typo about this dad crying a lot when his kids yell at him, that's just his last name.

WWE at Mullins Center Inspires Students To Break Tables In Half

Maintenance workers at UMass are overwhelmed this morning as “literally thousands” of tables at campus eateries have been broken in half overnight.

UMass’ Daddy of the Week: Dakota

What do you think this daddy is doing churning butter on a Thursday? Dakota's got answers, and they're good ones.

SHOCKING: Mike Posner Announced as First Spring Concert Act, No One Cares

SGA has announced that Mike Posner will be one of the acts to perform at Mullins Live! on March 4th. Students reactions have been less than pleasant.

7 UMass Inspired Pick Up Lines Sure to Get You Laid this Valentine’s Day

Are YOU without a partner this Valentine’s Day? Not anymore. Use any or all of these pick up lines and you will be making love in no time.

Bartender of the Week: Olde Towne Tavern’s Mike

We interview Mike from Olde Towne Tavern for our Bartender of the Week feature.

Classes Cancelled After Amherst Swarmed By 8-12 Inches Of ‘Liberal Snowflakes’

Local weathermen are referring to the storm today as “markedly different” from ones past. Predications estimate 8-12 inches of ‘liberal snowflakes.’

UMass Student Affairs Consulted Trump For Super Bowl Guest Policy

Chancellor Subbaswamy and the leaders of Student Affairs had some help crafting the extremely fascist Super Bowl guest policy: The Donald.

QUIZ: We Bet We Can Guess Your Freshman Dorm Based On Your First Weekend Back at UMass

Our environment helps to mold us. Where you lived freshman year determines your friendships, personalities, and of course, your weekend activities.

Ranking the Sexiness of UMass Basketball Players by Name Only

So, to familiarize the student body with our best sports team’s looks, we’re ranking each player’s sexiness solely based on their name. That’s fun, right?