Maintenance workers at UMass are overwhelmed this morning as “literally thousands” of tables at campus eateries have been broken in half overnight.
SGA has announced that Mike Posner will be one of the acts to perform at Mullins Live! on March 4th. Students reactions have been less than pleasant.
Are YOU without a partner this Valentine’s Day? Not anymore. Use any or all of these pick up lines and you will be making love in no time.
Local weathermen are referring to the storm today as “markedly different” from ones past. Predications estimate 8-12 inches of ‘liberal snowflakes.’
Chancellor Subbaswamy and the leaders of Student Affairs had some help crafting the extremely fascist Super Bowl guest policy: The Donald.
Our environment helps to mold us. Where you lived freshman year determines your friendships, personalities, and of course, your weekend activities.
So, to familiarize the student body with our best sports team’s looks, we’re ranking each player’s sexiness solely based on their name. That’s fun, right?