Michael Agnello

Michael Agnello

Chief Campus Editor

University of Massachusetts
Elizabeth Warren’s Commencement Speech Drinking Game

Massachusetts' favorite Elizabeth Warren is speaking at commencement this year, so it's only appropriate that UMass honor her in the only way we know how.

Lil Dicky’s Spring Concert Performance Boosts Confidence in Insecure Amherst Males

UMass males learned firsthand that Lil Dicky is a true testament to overcoming life’s biggest, or smallest, obstacles after his performance Sunday.

5 Ways to Celebrate Patriot’s Day Like a True Minuteman

Patriot’ Day is a holiday unique to the Bay State where we celebrate the men and women who made this country great before that was even cool to say.

UMass’ Daddy of the Week: Dani

Name: Dani (NOT Danielle) Callahan Twitter Handle: @dcalllll (5 L’s count ‘em) Year: Senior ☹ Major: Public Health Relationship Status: Looking for a daddy of my own. Fraternity: LFG (lets fuckin go) Boxers or Briefs?: boxers, briefs are for psychos   Tell us a dad joke: I asked my dad his best joke and he said […]

10 Things Everyone Fools Themselves into Believing About UMass

Did you get fooled on April Fool’s Day? Well, there’s a good chance you fool yourself every day with these ten little white lies about UMass. Like that lie you told yourself while picking classes this week; “an 8 a.m. won’t be that bad.” Stop fooling yourself into believing all of this garbage. 10.) “Pat Kelsey […]

UMass’ Daddy Of The Week: Andrew

UMass' Daddy of the Week Andrew Cyr. That's not a typo about this dad crying a lot when his kids yell at him, that's just his last name.

WWE at Mullins Center Inspires Students To Break Tables In Half

Maintenance workers at UMass are overwhelmed this morning as “literally thousands” of tables at campus eateries have been broken in half overnight.

UMass’ Daddy of the Week: Dakota

What do you think this daddy is doing churning butter on a Thursday? Dakota's got answers, and they're good ones.

SHOCKING: Mike Posner Announced as First Spring Concert Act, No One Cares

SGA has announced that Mike Posner will be one of the acts to perform at Mullins Live! on March 4th. Students reactions have been less than pleasant.

7 UMass Inspired Pick Up Lines Sure to Get You Laid this Valentine’s Day

Are YOU without a partner this Valentine’s Day? Not anymore. Use any or all of these pick up lines and you will be making love in no time.