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UIUC Bars as Early 2000s Hollywood Scandals

No time period seems as iconic as the decade between 2000-2010. Media starlets flashing their crotches...

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Top 10 Ways to Spend The $7.87 You Won on HQ Trivia

Every Illini’s new favorite app is HQ Trivia, where multi-thousand-dollar prizes are split up among contestants...

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Red Lion Permanently Bans Girls Moaning Every Time Bouncers Puts Their Wristbands

Red Lion has recently ban all girls moaning upon entry to the bar after one too...

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U of I Students Reprimanded For Trying To Eat The Booty Like Groceries at County Market

Last Saturday night couple Shawn Truman and Becca Hellberg were arrested at County Market on Stoughton...

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Booze Review: Boxer Lager

Move over Natty Light, there’s another cheap shitty beer college kids love to hate. Boxer Lager...

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7 Ways To Ice Out Respectfully At Champaign Bars [With GIFs!]

Icing out is an Illini’s favorite pastime, but also a messy activity. To save the employees...

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Urbana Hipsters To Start Spring Block At Espresso On Daniel Street

With Champaign bars opening early on Saturday mornings to allow UIUC students to begin binge drinking before...

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7 Substances You’re Allowed To Turn Up On In Snyder Hall

Snyder Hall is known for being the substance-free dorm on campus, pretty much only referring to...

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Mike Pence Visits Champaign, Ironically Ends Up At Murphy’s Thursgays

Vice President of the United States and known conversion therapy supporter, Mike Pence, visited Champaign-Urbana last...

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10 Pick-Up Lines Only Illini Would Love

To spice up your pick-up lines, throw a little UIUC twist on them to really step...