It's a classic cockroach move. So we've created this quiz that will help you crack the code before you have an awkward run-in with your assigned friend.
PAWS believes the animals have begun suffering from psychological scarring after spending an afternoon in close proximity U of M students.
We've all seen them: they hang out in our trees at night, pooping everywhere and screaming into the wee hours of the morn. But what do they mean?
“We’re not really focused on going to the Frozen Four right now,” he said. “I mean, maybe the real NCAA trophy is the friends we made along the way.”
During a press conference, Schlissel stated his intention for a holy ritual of cleansing fire that would hopefully get rid of some of the ghosts.
When Michigan State decided to publish “7 Reasons To Be Thankful You Don’t Go To U of M”, it was revealed to be a bunch of lies that we will not stand for.
After a political disagreement in a bar escalated into a campus-wide brawl, tension between Trump and Hillary supporters has disappeared overnight.