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QUIZ: Is your Markley Roomate Just 1,000 Cockroaches in a Trench Coat?

It's a classic cockroach move. So we've created this quiz that will help you crack the code before you have an awkward run-in with your assigned friend.

How To Get a Rockin’ Spring Break Bikini Bod in 10 Hours

And remember, the only thing sexier than a body fat percentage of two is achieving it solely to impress other people. Happy spring break!

Therapy Dogs Refuse Return to University of Michigan Diag; Cite PTSD

PAWS believes the animals have begun suffering from psychological scarring after spending an afternoon in close proximity U of M students.

Top 5 Things the Crows All Over the University of Michigan Could Mean

We've all seen them: they hang out in our trees at night, pooping everywhere and screaming into the wee hours of the morn. But what do they mean?

Michigan Men’s Hockey: “We’re Having Fun and That’s What Counts”

“We’re not really focused on going to the Frozen Four right now,” he said. “I mean, maybe the real NCAA trophy is the friends we made along the way.”

Schlissel Plans Mercy Arson for Bursley; Students Rejoice

During a press conference, Schlissel stated his intention for a holy ritual of cleansing fire that would hopefully get rid of some of the ghosts.

Prepping for Winter, Harbaugh Heads to the Wilderness

Harbaugh also claimed the time spent in the cold, “builds character. You only become stronger from good, old-fashioned physical suffering.”

A Response to “7 Reasons To Be Thankful You Don’t Go To U Of M”

When Michigan State decided to publish “7 Reasons To Be Thankful You Don’t Go To U of M”, it was revealed to be a bunch of lies that we will not stand for.

Enormous Bar Brawl Eases Campus Political Tension Following Election

After a political disagreement in a bar escalated into a campus-wide brawl, tension between Trump and Hillary supporters has disappeared overnight.

Ranking the Sexiness of UMich Basketball Players by Name

You may have never been to a Umich basketball game in your whole life, but anyone can appreciate a good bunch of sexy names.