Natalie Jones

Natalie Jones

QUIZ: Which College Park Bar Are You?

In College Park, the weekend starts on Thursday, and it’s a Terp rite of passage to go down to Route 1 to stand in line for any one of several over-rated bars. Still, each one does have it’s own unique personality of sorts. With our totally accurate quiz, we can tell which bar you are […]

The Perfect UMD Valentine’s Day Cards for Your Crush

It’s Valentine’s Day, and you know what that means: expensive chocolates, fancy dinner dates, and overly sappy cards. If you’re dating a fellow Terp (as you should be), we guarantee they’ll cry Maryland-colored tears of joy if you send them one of our Valentine’s Day cards instead of the boring old Hallmark ones.6.) Build Up Your […]

The Worst Places to Get Dumped at UMD

It’s February, and you know what that means: flowers, chocolates, and getting laid. Or, if you’re not so lucky: heartbreak.

A Very Honest Open Letter From a UMD Rush Week Risk Chair

The Black Sheep somehow managed to find the one sober person at the party, and he had a few things to say.

A Terps’ Guide to Studying for Finals Like the Slacker You Are

Maybe you’re a freshman here at UMD, and you’re about to shit your pants over your first college final exams (because you just HAVE to pass those gateway courses), or maybe you’re a junior skating on the edge of academic probation, or maybe you’re a super senior who just wants to get the fuck out […]

The 5 Types of Fans at Every Maryland Basketball Game

In case you haven’t heard, UMD’s men’s basketball team is pretty good. Hey, we’re 7-0! If you’ve ever been to a game, you’ve (probably) witnessed this first-hand. But no matter how many thousands of fans attend any given game, a few recurring characters are always there. Here are the five most common types of fan […]

If UMD Colleges Were Snapchat Filters

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last few years, you probably use Snapchat way too much. If you’ve ever wondered what one of Snapchat’s many filters best fits your specific college within UMD, fear no more, because we’ve got you covered:College of Agriculture and Natural Resources (AGNR):         Let’s […]

Maryland Football, According to One Very Drunk White Girl

Sunny autumn Saturdays in College Park are meant to be spent in one way: tailgating, drinking shitty beer, and cheering on our decidedly average football team. In honor of our second-to-last home game (versus Ohio State), we decided to get out of bed before 1 o’clock for once and bravely venture to check out the […]