Natalie Jones

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The 8 Best Places to Nap at UMD, Because You Deserve It

Whether you need one because of class, a drunken night out, or you’re just f*cking tired, a good nap can make or break your day.

The Ultimate UMD Snow Day Itinerary

The most important question remains to be answered: how are you going to spend your snow day in College Park?

UMD Frats Spend All Night Crafting To Prepare for Big-Little Reveal

Fratty friends have spent the last few weeks drinking more than a few beers in order to find the guy they want to call their best bro for life.

The 5 Best UMD Alerts of the Past Year

College Park is a strange place, and we have no idea how the UMPD manage to keep a straight face while reporting the things that happen around town.

QUIZ: Which College Park Bar Are You?

In College Park, the weekend starts on Thursday, and it’s a Terp rite of passage to go down to Route 1 to stand in line for any one of several over-rated bars. Still, each one does have it’s own unique personality of sorts. With our totally accurate quiz, we can tell which bar you are […]

The Perfect UMD Valentine’s Day Cards for Your Crush

It’s Valentine’s Day, and you know what that means: expensive chocolates, fancy dinner dates, and overly sappy cards. If you’re dating a fellow Terp (as you should be), we guarantee they’ll cry Maryland-colored tears of joy if you send them one of our Valentine’s Day cards instead of the boring old Hallmark ones.6.) Build Up Your […]

The Worst Places to Get Dumped at UMD

It’s February, and you know what that means: flowers, chocolates, and getting laid. Or, if you’re not so lucky: heartbreak.

A Very Honest Open Letter From a UMD Rush Week Risk Chair

The Black Sheep somehow managed to find the one sober person at the party, and he had a few things to say.

A Terps’ Guide to Studying for Finals Like the Slacker You Are

Maybe you’re a freshman here at UMD, and you’re about to shit your pants over your first college final exams (because you just HAVE to pass those gateway courses), or maybe you’re a junior skating on the edge of academic probation, or maybe you’re a super senior who just wants to get the fuck out […]

The 5 Types of Fans at Every Maryland Basketball Game

In case you haven’t heard, UMD’s men’s basketball team is pretty good. Hey, we’re 7-0! If you’ve ever been to a game, you’ve (probably) witnessed this first-hand. But no matter how many thousands of fans attend any given game, a few recurring characters are always there. Here are the five most common types of fan […]