Natalie Jones

Natalie Jones

A Terps’ Guide to Studying for Finals Like the Slacker You Are

Maybe you’re a freshman here at UMD, and you’re about to shit your pants over your first college final exams (because you just HAVE to pass those gateway courses), or maybe you’re a junior skating on the edge of academic probation, or maybe you’re a super senior who just wants to get the fuck out […]

The 5 Types of Fans at Every Maryland Basketball Game

In case you haven’t heard, UMD’s men’s basketball team is pretty good. Hey, we’re 7-0! If you’ve ever been to a game, you’ve (probably) witnessed this first-hand. But no matter how many thousands of fans attend any given game, a few recurring characters are always there. Here are the five most common types of fan […]

If UMD Colleges Were Snapchat Filters

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last few years, you probably use Snapchat way too much. If you’ve ever wondered what one of Snapchat’s many filters best fits your specific college within UMD, fear no more, because we’ve got you covered:College of Agriculture and Natural Resources (AGNR):         Let’s […]

Maryland Football, According to One Very Drunk White Girl

Sunny autumn Saturdays in College Park are meant to be spent in one way: tailgating, drinking shitty beer, and cheering on our decidedly average football team. In honor of our second-to-last home game (versus Ohio State), we decided to get out of bed before 1 o’clock for once and bravely venture to check out the […]