Stories By Natalie Jones
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Maryland
The Perfect UMD Valentine’s Day Cards for Your Crush
It’s Valentine’s Day, and you know what that means: expensive chocolates, fancy dinner dates, and...
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Maryland
The Worst Places to Get Dumped at UMD
It’s February, and you know what that means: flowers, chocolates, and getting laid. Or, if...
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Maryland
A Very Honest Open Letter From a UMD Rush Week Risk Chair
It’s #RushSZN, and you know what that means: hundreds of freshmen guys drinking copious amounts...
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Maryland
A Terps’ Guide to Studying for Finals Like the Slacker You Are
Maybe you’re a freshman here at UMD, and you’re about to shit your pants over your...
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Maryland
The 5 Types of Fans at Every Maryland Basketball Game
In case you haven’t heard, UMD’s men’s basketball team is pretty good. Hey, we’re 7-0! If...
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Maryland
If UMD Colleges Were Snapchat Filters
Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last few years, you probably use...
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Maryland
Maryland Football, According to One Very Drunk White Girl
Sunny autumn Saturdays in College Park are meant to be spent in one way: tailgating, drinking...