The “Long Island Medium” star Theresa Caputo has scheduled an event in Gainesville tonight, but since tickets aren’t free, students are dropping dead just to get to see her. Allie Day, a sophomore communications major was the first to disappear after tweeting out on Wednesday: “Every other speaker who came here was free thanks to […]
Reaching out to Grapevine PR, an agent confirmed that Lil’ Wayne would have no clue he was in Gainesville before, during and after his performance.
Coach Mike White is proud of our Gator team, but remains dissatisfied with his NCAA bracket. "I doubted us—and for that I’m a damned fool,” said White.
Student Honor Code Administration states that the “UF honor code doesn’t apply to presidents,” in response to the recent presidential spring break scandal.
After the imaginary Buccaneers sound defeat, Gators predict that losing the upcoming game against UVA Cavaliers is an alternative fact.
With Gators’ basketball losing its two white players, Sports Management freshman C.J. Watson noticed an issue: Who’s the next token white guy on the team?