Nick Aguila

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SG President No Longer Needs To Follow the UF Honor Code

Student Honor Code Administration states that the “UF honor code doesn’t apply to presidents,” in response to the recent presidential spring break scandal.

UF Beats Imaginary School East Tennessee State, Pretty Sure UVa is Imaginary Too

After the imaginary Buccaneers sound defeat, Gators predict that losing the upcoming game against UVA Cavaliers is an alternative fact.

8 Ways the New APIA Director Could Really F*ck Shit Up

After our former APIA disaster, we did some research to find ways that the new APIA director could really fuck shit up.

UF Basketball Scouting for the Next Token White Guy

With Gators’ basketball losing its two white players, Sports Management freshman C.J. Watson noticed an issue: Who’s the next token white guy on the team?