Stories By Nick Beard
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Illinois (Chicago)
New UIC College Of Engineering Building To Feature Number-Free Safe Space
The UIC College of Engineering is taking action in the form of a new safe space...
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Illinois (Chicago)
Pile Of Dirt Next To New Engineering Building Has The Brightest Future Of Anything At UIC
The 10-foot-high dirt pile sitting at the construction site for the Engineering Innovation Building is reportedly...
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Illinois (Chicago)
5 Schools That Would Absolutely Kick UIC’s Football Team’s Ass, If We Had A Team
Fall at nearly every other large university means one thing: football. And football means many things...
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National
Senior Already Planning To Wait Until The Last 12 Hours Of The Semester To Write 20,000-Word Final Paper
After reading through the syllabus for his English 469 class and realizing that the grade for...
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Illinois (Chicago)
Every Penny Counts: UIC Student Athlete Confirms That He Will Never Have To Buy Clothes Again, As Long As It’s Plastered With The UIC Flames Logo
Late Wednesday morning, UIC student athlete, James García, was suddenly struck by the realization that he...
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Illinois (Chicago)
Gnarly, Bro: UIC Cutting Gymnastics A Major Step Toward Getting Quad Skaters Varsity Status
The UIC gymnastics team will be disbanded at the end of the 2018-19 season, the most...
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Illinois (Chicago)
UIC Spawning Sparky Replacement In I-294 Breeding Pit
Recent announcements from the UIC athletic department have confirmed that the university is moving forward with...
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Illinois (Chicago)
About Time: UIC Planning To Shut Down Facebook Groups In Retaliation For Lame ‘What’s Good?’ Posts
Earlier in the year, members of two UIC Facebook groups were stunned by a shocking post...
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Illinois (Chicago)
6 Explanations for University Hall’s Eternal Restoration
The restoration work on University Hall, which began in the summer of 2016, is showing no...
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Illinois (Chicago)
QUIZ: The Black Sheep Predicts Your Final Grades
Classes are finishing up, finals week is right around the corner, and soon you’ll know just...