Olivia Howe

Olivia Howe


5 Side Effects UO Students are Still Suffering from After Coachella

Spring has sprung, and so has music festival season, which means that UO students are struggling with side-effects associated with Coachella.

UO Student Holds Funeral for Broken Hydro Flask

For many students, they create a personal attachment to their beloved Hydro Flask, and it is a devastation if anything were to happen to it.

UO Student From California Found Crying About “Cold” Spring Weather

Freshman student, Samantha Parkington, has been looking forward to this term and the sunny, warm weather it was said to bring.

UO Student Shows Up to Class Already Drunk in Honor of St. Patrick’s Day

Howard Slater, undeclared junior, showed up drunk to his class after spending all morning “celebrating” St. Patrick’s Day.

UO Parent Refuses to Pay for Spring Break Trip

With about two weeks left until spring break at UO, students all over campus have been frantically trying to arrange plans for the end of the month holiday.

UO Freshman Mistakes Moss Center Toddlers for Young College Students

Taking his usual route back to his GSH dorm, freshman UO student, Henry Walker, was shocked to make a surprising discovery.

Oregon Cokehead Becomes Vegetarian for Health Reasons

In the Chipotle line at the EMU, junior student, Erin Moran, quietly orders her food. She orders her classic burrito with extra veggies on a wheat tortilla.

UO Student Distraught After Parents Forget to Send Valentine’s Day Care Package

Last night, many concerned students reported that they could hear loud crying from the stairwell of Robbins wing in the Hamilton dorms.

UO Sorority Girls Attend First Non-Greek Life Party, Are Shocked By What They See

This past weekend, UO freshman Corinne Williams was invited to a non-Greek party. As a member of the Greek community, Williams was unusually excited.

5 Spots on 13th Where You Can Stuff Your Face for $3

Picture this: you’re walking down 13th off campus with your friends when your one annoyingly rich friend suggests you all go grab a gyro at Caspian.