Olivia Howe

Olivia Howe

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UO Student Shows Up to Class Already Drunk in Honor of St. Patrick’s Day

Howard Slater, undeclared junior, showed up drunk to his class after spending all morning “celebrating” St. Patrick’s Day.

UO Parent Refuses to Pay for Spring Break Trip

With about two weeks left until spring break at UO, students all over campus have been frantically trying to arrange plans for the end of the month holiday.

UO Freshman Mistakes Moss Center Toddlers for Young College Students

Taking his usual route back to his GSH dorm, freshman UO student, Henry Walker, was shocked to make a surprising discovery.

Oregon Cokehead Becomes Vegetarian for Health Reasons

In the Chipotle line at the EMU, junior student, Erin Moran, quietly orders her food. She orders her classic burrito with extra veggies on a wheat tortilla.

UO Student Distraught After Parents Forget to Send Valentine’s Day Care Package

Last night, many concerned students reported that they could hear loud crying from the stairwell of Robbins wing in the Hamilton dorms.

UO Sorority Girls Attend First Non-Greek Life Party, Are Shocked By What They See

This past weekend, UO freshman Corinne Williams was invited to a non-Greek party. As a member of the Greek community, Williams was unusually excited.

5 Spots on 13th Where You Can Stuff Your Face for $3

Picture this: you’re walking down 13th off campus with your friends when your one annoyingly rich friend suggests you all go grab a gyro at Caspian.

UO Freshman Learns He’s Technically a Sophomore Credit Wise, Tells Everyone

Students are upset by the start of a new term. For Carl Patterson however, this is not the case. Although a freshman, he just became a sophomore in credits.

Coach Helfrich Already on Plane Out of the Country When He Learned He’d Been Fired

University of Oregon announced on Tuesday that football head coach, Mark Helfrich, would be fired after four years with the team.

The 8 Dos and Don’ts of Finals Week: A UO Survival Guide

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, week ten has arrived. And when you thought that was the bad news, remember that finals are in one week.