Patch Boomhauer

Patch Boomhauer

Staff Writer

University of Minnesota
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7 Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Find in the Nutritious U Food Pantry

These are just a few of the things you really wouldn’t want to find in the food pantry.

Top 6 Places to Take Your Broke Ass This Spring Break

If you can’t get your parents to pay for a trip to somewhere exotic for spring break, you’re not going anywhere.

Comparing 7 Things Residents and Non Residents Could Buy With Tuition Hike Money

The hike works out to about an extra $346 and $2,226, respectively. Take a look at what sorts of things that amount could translate into.

5 Best Places to Satisfy Your Drunchies for $3 at the U

The Black Sheep has a great list for you and your drunk budget – as long as you’re willing to only spend three dollars.

U of M Campus Buildings Rated Exclusively on Exterior Appearance

A lot of buildings on campus are pretty cool looking, and it’s neat to see all manner of architectural styles (and mishaps) on a stroll to class.

The Horrendous Bathrooms on UMN Campus Exposed: Part 2

Another semester has reared its head, and chances are you have some classes in some buildings you’ve never been in before.

Single UMN Students Fill the Void With Cane’s V-day Deals

While many couples will be out spending inappropriate amounts of money on fancy and weird-looking food on Valentine’s Day, Addie Jakes will be sitting alone at a table in Raising Cane’s. “I’m single. Whatever. I was going to spend Valentine’s Day like I usually do – alone, sobbing, and watching Friends,” Jakes said, rolling her eyes. […]

9 Pick Up Lines for the Horny Gopher in You This Valentine’s Day

The Black Sheep has compiled a perfect and foolproof list of pick-up lines sure* to make any Gopher melt in your hands.

If the University of Minnesota’s Admissions Website Was True

Those of us who have been around here a little longer, know some things about campus aren’t quite as advertised.

Delivery of Beyoncé’s Twins to be Streamed Exclusively on Tidal

Following the success of her album Lemonade, Beyoncé has announced she will be live-streaming the birth of her twins, due sometime in summer 2017, exclusively on Tidal.“We would like to share our love and happiness. We have been blessed two times over. We are incredibly grateful that Shawn [Carter] owns Tidal and look forward to […]