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7 Reasons ISU Students Won’t Have Summer Bikini Bodies

The semester is halfway through, and while it’s almost time to break out those bathing suits, ISU students shouldn’t count on showing off their bikini bods.

QUIZ: How Should You Procrastinate Studying for Your ISU Finals?

There’s no shame in setting yourself up for failure, so here are some things that will keep you busy as you don’t study for your finals.

What an ISU Student’s Brain Looks Like Based on Their College

Multiple cat scans and judgmental assumptions have proven that a Redbird's academic department has a direct correlation to students' brains.

7 Things to Get your Grubby Hands on Before Leaving ISU

Seniors, it’s almost time to put the college life behind you, but before getting kicked out into the real world, there are a few things you’ll need.

7 Reasons ISU Students Won’t Have Summer Bikini Bods

The semester is almost through, and although it’s just about time to break out those bathing suits, don't count on showing off their bikini bods just yet.

LEAKED: Pathetic Love Letter from UIUC Student Confesses Love for ISU Student

A love letter from UIUC student Roy Bran to ISU student Mya Wells went viral for being the most pathetic thing anyone has ever read.

CONFIRMED: Portillo’s to Come to Bloomington-Normal Eventually

Nearly a year ago, ISU students pissed their pants at the announcement that Portillo’s would be opening a location in Bloomington-Normal.

QUIZ: Are You A REAL Redbird Or Just UIUC Trash?

If you ain't a Redbird, you a dead bird. Or maybe just UIUC trash. Take this quiz to find out where your true allegiances lie!

ISU’s Top 10 Sexiest Professors Volume II

College doesn’t last forever, so make the most of it by checking these professors off your ISU Fuck It List, while possibly saving your grade in class.

7 Pranks to Play on Students Visiting ISU’s Open House

ISU is getting too crowded as it is, so why not help out the university by scaring away some freshmen during open house?