Fresh out of college, you’re unemployed and entering a job market that merciless and unforgiving. Let’s face it, you’re not going to walk into a downtown office and land your dream job, or even a job that you like. Instead, focus on finding the worst possible job – something menial, demanding, with a despotic boss […]
Finals week is fast approaching. That means it’s time to study shit you should have been learning all along. Don't worry, we're here to help.
Reports from the Vatican announced recently that the Second Coming of Jesus Christ was originally planned for this Easter Sunday April 16, 2017.“We were all very excited to meet the Lord in the flesh,” announced Pope Francis, whose smile was ear-to-ear under his funny little hat.But the intended Second Coming has hit a roadblock in […]
Friday April 7, 2017 marks the home opening game of the Pittsburgh Pirates. Celebrate this occasion with good friends, good beer and good times.
Touring Pitt, the Pathfinders probably told you all the great things your Pitt ID gets you. But they didn't tell you about these...
Mardi Gras, or Fat Tuesday to us exceptional Americans, began as a pre-lent tradition of celebration before giving something up for Lent. But today, it’s an excuse to get plastered and take your clothes off in public. And we’ve devised a fool-proof method of determining, in advance, if you’re going to do just that. […]
Summer is coming. The gains are calling and all of that sadness pizza you’ve ordered this whole winter has caught up to you. Our workout is here to help.
College is a time for experimentation and finding out who we are. This sometimes means having a lot sex. So, here's some sex positions for proud panthers!
A Pitt student’s life is full of memories. You’ll carry these – or the stories your friends told you about what you did when you were drunk – forever.
It was the best day of elementary school when your teacher would walk into class and pop in a VHS (yeah, elementary school was a looong time ago) of The Magic School Bus. The show followed the wacky adventures of Ms. Frizzle, a teacher with a pet lizard and a love of field trips, and her students […]