Stories By Reid Campbell
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Virginia Tech
Alert: Chick-Fil-A Platters Don’t Make Hall Meetings Better
RA’s across campus went into a panic on Thursday after a news alert came out that...
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Virginia Tech
Gucci Kroger Planning To Dress Up As Ghetto Kroger For Halloween
Gucci Kroger tweeted this week that it plans to go as Ghetto Kroger for Halloween this...
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Virginia Tech
Tragedy: Freshman Falls Victim To Sorority Table Outside Turner, Donates Kidney To Avoid Awkward Conversation
Ambulances were seen outside of Turner on Wednesday morning after one freshman was foolish enough to...
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Virginia Tech
Whoops: VT accidentally Makes Statue Of Frank’s Hot Sauce Instead Of Frank Beamer
Both students and alumni were outraged Saturday when Virginia Tech unveiled a statue of Frank’s Red...
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Virginia Tech
Tragedy In Pritchard: Freshman Hosting Dorm Party Accidentally Plays Mr. Sandman Instead Of Enter Sandman
Students in Pritchard were in distress Friday night after a freshman hosting a dorm party played...
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Virginia Tech
Unread Resumes From Business Horizons Revealed To Be The Secret Ingredient That Makes Rosemary Fries So Awful
After extensive interviews with unnamed members of the D2 staff, it has finally been revealed just...
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Virginia Tech
Students In West End Lines Request FEMA Aid As Wait For Pasta Enters Third Day
Days of anguish came to a head Monday afternoon as FEMA volunteers burst into West End...