According to the media, NYU is a refuge for the misfits of the world. Many of the strangest characters from movies and TV gravitate to our community.
After a freshman formed a groundless vendetta against him, a Writing the Essay professor recently filed a bullying report with University Services.
NYU’s President, in an attempt to connect to the youths, decided to permanently tattoo his catchphrase on his forehead last Saturday.
In order to manage the overwhelming hordes of students who need treatment, NYU Wellness has begun outsourcing students to other NYC therapy services.
Though the battle has remained relatively passive-aggressive in the past, the gays have now taken up arms against each other in Washington Square Park