Coliseum is set to close this Saturday, marking the last opportunity for sweaty strangers to barely understand each other over the deafening roar of music.
Let’s start tossing some frigging cardboard cut-outs up in your roommate's room so you feel like you still have friends with six more weeks of summer left.
Witnesses on the scene described older looking gentlemen approaching underage residents, offering to buy them booze, and then asking if they enjoyed fun activities like seeing who can hold their breath the longest in a tub of pudding or racing their friends on Razor scooters to Potbelly’s.
Temperatures have been soaring into the high 90’s in recent weeks evidenced by the uptick in jorts and orientation groups that just won’t get the eff out of the way, but few saw this coming.
Summer is finally upon us, and so are the normal summertime Tallahassee activities. It sucks you’re still stuck in Tallahassee instead of crushing some Mike’s Hard and enjoying your grandparents’ above-ground pool, but don’t fret! The empty space in all the dormitories is screaming your name! What would your parents think of all that lost […]
In a shocking chain of events, local Florida State student Allegra Jones managed to become immortal after “winning” the Relay for Life this weekend
To almost no one’s surprise, the city of Tallahassee voted to continue destroying cool things with history and culture at a recent commissioners' meeting...
This past Friday, Oscar winning director and writer Barry Jenkins returned to his alma matter to speak with Florida State students about his time in Tallahassee, what post-Oscar life was like, and why Fat Sandwich reigns supreme. However, for one student, the experience was confusing and disappointing. “I really got my hopes up today, […]