Sam Polizzi

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5 Reasons Purdue Freshmen Should Get Out While They Still Can

Purdue freshmen: with the excitement of moving in, meeting all your new friends, and getting drunk...

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Purdue Basketball: A Historical Overview of Expectations vs. Reality

Over the years, Purdue fans have always wrongly assumed they could predict the fate of our...

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Are You Gonna Be Screwed by Purdue?: A Dichotomous Key

Let’s face it, we’ve all had some rough semesters here at Purdue. If Boilers wanted it...

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Disgruntled Boilermakers to File Class Action Lawsuit Against Purdue Over Icy Sidewalks

Purdue University, in its opposition to cancelling classes, decided this week to risk students’ lives by...

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6 Reasons You’re Going to Hell, According to Purdue’s Preachers

We’ve gotta admit, there’s something a little exciting about Purdue in the fall. The leaves are...

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5 Subtle Yet Effective Ways to Condescend the IU Fans in Your Family This Christmas Break

With IU’s four-year Oaken Bucket winning streak, the IU alumni in our lives couldn’t stop barking...

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The 12 Days Before Christmas: Boilermaker Edition

The 12 Days of Christmas is a classic holiday tune – but at Purdue, we don’t...

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6 Things Your Mom Would Say If She Saw What You Did at the Cactus Last Night

In middle school, before you did anything morally questionable, your mother’s disapproving face popped into your...

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IU Community Desperately Clings to Basketball Program as Purdue Ranked 5 Public University

While Boilermakers everywhere are celebrating Wall Street Journal’s recent naming of Purdue University as one of...

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10 Mid-Semester Realizations Boilermakers Are Having Right Now

In August, you went to Hicks to study. You tossed your books to the side, shrugged...