Stories By Sam Polizzi
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Purdue
5 Reasons Purdue Freshmen Should Get Out While They Still Can
Purdue freshmen: with the excitement of moving in, meeting all your new friends, and getting drunk...
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Purdue
Purdue Basketball: A Historical Overview of Expectations vs. Reality
Over the years, Purdue fans have always wrongly assumed they could predict the fate of our...
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Purdue
Are You Gonna Be Screwed by Purdue?: A Dichotomous Key
Let’s face it, we’ve all had some rough semesters here at Purdue. If Boilers wanted it...
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Purdue
Disgruntled Boilermakers to File Class Action Lawsuit Against Purdue Over Icy Sidewalks
Purdue University, in its opposition to cancelling classes, decided this week to risk students’ lives by...
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Purdue
6 Reasons You’re Going to Hell, According to Purdue’s Preachers
We’ve gotta admit, there’s something a little exciting about Purdue in the fall. The leaves are...
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Purdue
5 Subtle Yet Effective Ways to Condescend the IU Fans in Your Family This Christmas Break
With IU’s four-year Oaken Bucket winning streak, the IU alumni in our lives couldn’t stop barking...
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Purdue
The 12 Days Before Christmas: Boilermaker Edition
The 12 Days of Christmas is a classic holiday tune – but at Purdue, we don’t...
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Purdue
6 Things Your Mom Would Say If She Saw What You Did at the Cactus Last Night
In middle school, before you did anything morally questionable, your mother’s disapproving face popped into your...
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Purdue
IU Community Desperately Clings to Basketball Program as Purdue Ranked 5 Public University
While Boilermakers everywhere are celebrating Wall Street Journal’s recent naming of Purdue University as one of...
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Purdue
10 Mid-Semester Realizations Boilermakers Are Having Right Now
In August, you went to Hicks to study. You tossed your books to the side, shrugged...