We've found that on average, any frat party happening on campus will be 80% shirtless, out of 60 square meters of space at least 30 square meters will be sticky, and 100% of partygoers will be visibly and tangibly “sweating their ass off.”
We broke spring cleaning habits down by dorm, because lord knows Smith residents and Will Vill misfits don't approach a dirty desk the same way.
We talked to a few fellow Buffs about when they were just, well, extra. So sit back and enjoy not feeling like you were the drunkest person last night.
Neil Gorsuch, former professor at CU, was just nominated by President Trump. Now he has nominated Ralphie as Secretary of Agriculture, because why not?
So much is in store, and as baby Buffs come from all across the country to continue their education, they’re left to ponder what may be.
It's about to get too cold to merely exist in this town, so here are a few things to knock off your bucket list before you freeze to death like, next week.