We're sure you've thought before that NYU's literal incompetence might be the cause of your death, which sucks considering how much money we've paid them.
A currently circling NYU Petition demands the introduction of a new intermural sport, Mind Stretching, a sport that NYU kids, "can actually do."
According to widespread reports, the notoriously late NYU shuttle is already sending students through waves of depression while they wait.
Where to go to drown out the existential dread and the whining roommate? Luckily, we've got you covered with a quiz to find the shitty NYU bar for you.
The Black Sheep interviewed student, Albert “Goldenshower” Jones, who went the furthest into insanity during finals, marking his territory in Bobst.
Drawn to the promise of free food at a club meeting, an NYU freshman was coerced into signing up for a nonnegotiable trip to Antarctica.