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BREAKING: University of Kansas Ranked Worst in Parking for 152nd Year in a Row

The Black Sheep is excited to announce that the University of Kansas has been ranked as the worst college campus for parking for the 152nd year in a row.

KU Blackboard to Now Feature Stories

As if they haven’t realized how much shit Instagram has gotten for proposing the same idea, KU’s Blackboard, will be introducing stories come Fall of 2017.

KU Majors Renamed to Fit What They Actually Are

Picking a major isn’t just about what you’ll be studying during your college career—it also says a lot about you. Here at The Black Sheep, we’ve decided to rename some majors to fit what they actually are, so you can make sure you’re projecting the right kind of stereotype. Mathematics — “I hate myself.” If you’re […]

KU Student Misses Full Day of Classes After Holding Open Underground Door

“I was heading to lunch in the Underground when I decided I’d hold the door open for someone behind me. It was in that moment that I realized I fucked up.”

K-State Loses in the First Round, Finally Accept Their Team Just Sucks

All hope for KSU fans having a decent basketball team ended when they had their ass kicked by Cincinnati on Friday.

Freshman Uses Pokémon Card at The Hawk, Actually Gets In

KU freshman Chad Wellington recently caused The Hawk to question its ID requirements after he was let into the bar using a Pokémon card as identification.

6 Ways To F*ck Shit Up On Jayhawk Blvd. Between Classes

The time you have between classes is the perfect time to terrorize Jayhawk Boulevard. We have a few suggestions so you can get started on wasting your time.

5 Things KU Should Actually Be Spending Our Tuition Money On

KU students are paying 20,000+ a year in tuition, and it’s all seemingly going to construction. KU may think they know what’s best, but we know better.

What Each KU Sports Team Would Be Like in Bed

The University of Kansas is notorious for our sports. Whether you’re talking about our glorious basketball team, or our shitty football team...

5 KU VDay Gifts For Your S/O That Will For Sure Get You Laid

Lucky for you, The Black Sheep is here to help with a list of great Jayhawk-themed Valentine’s Day gifts that will instantly get you laid, probably.