Stories By Shawn O Brien
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Tennessee
Crazy (But True) Stories From a Former Cumberland Taco Bell Worker
Where else could we find such high-quality cheap food and such dead-eyed workers? With these charms,...
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Tennessee
UT Unveils Butt-Chugging Alumni Wall
UT faculty have finally finished their latest construction project: a huge marble wall displaying the names...
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Knoxville Church to Start Serving ‘Communion Natty Ice’ to Attract Local Students
St. Peter’s Lutheran Church has turned to an unconventional tactic to gather new worshippers from the...
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Students Outraged Over Cancellation of ‘So You’re Attracted to Smokey’ Sex Week Lecture
A large faction of students banded together yesterday around the Torchbearer in protest against the university...
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So, What’s The Deal With UTK’s Bull Statue?
Looking for some on-campus fine art to contemplate? You really only have three options: go with...
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QUIZ: Which Version of Smokey Best Describes You?
No one is perfect. The popular opinion, though, is that all dogs are perfect — especially...
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UT Decides to be a Football School Again After March Madness Loss
UT officials decided on Monday morning to return to being a football school after the men’s...
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QUIZ: Which UT Bathroom is The Right One For You?
While we would prefer not to admit it, using the bathroom is an everyday part of...
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5 Ways to Lie About How You’ve Supported UT Basketball All Along
UT’s football season has left a sour taste in the mouths of many, but the bitterness...
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QUIZ: Which Lie Will Use to Tell Yourself You’re Single on Valentine’s Day?
It’s that time of year again–Valentine’s Day. While the frigid wastes close in and UT’s buildings...