Stories By Shawn O Brien
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Tennessee
The Story Of 4 Students Who Can’t Hold Things, Just Like How UTK’s Offense Can’t Seem To Hold Onto The Ball
Tensions are high on campus after last weekend’s game against Florida. By the end of the...
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Tennessee
UTK Student Expelled For Sitting At The End Of The Row And Forcing Students To Shimmy By Him
On Friday, a bout of frontier justice was carried out against a local student after he...
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Tennessee
4 Frowned-Upon, But Proven Rituals You Should Consider Partaking In To Bless UTK’s Football Season
After a laundry list of failures over the last couple of years, the University of Tennessee’s...
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Tennessee
‘Piss Bandit’ Vigilante Wreaks Havoc On UT Campus In Protest Of New Hand Dryers
A dark shadow has fallen over the University of Tennessee, as a lone vigilante has waged...
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Tennessee
Local Student Destroys Social Life After Inserting Himself Into Conversation Going On Behind Him
Tragedy struck campus on Thursday after a student completely destroyed his social life at the University...
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Tennessee
Weirdly Specific: Defying Budget Cuts, Tickle College of Engineering Announces ‘Giant Fighting Robot Fund’
During a recent conference held at the University of Tennessee, Knoxville, Mark Dean, current dean of...
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Tennessee
Crazy (But True) Stories From a Former Cumberland Taco Bell Worker
Where else could we find such high-quality cheap food and such dead-eyed workers? With these charms,...
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Tennessee
UT Unveils Butt-Chugging Alumni Wall
UT faculty have finally finished their latest construction project: a huge marble wall displaying the names...
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Tennessee
Knoxville Church to Start Serving ‘Communion Natty Ice’ to Attract Local Students
St. Peter’s Lutheran Church has turned to an unconventional tactic to gather new worshippers from the...
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Tennessee
Students Outraged Over Cancellation of ‘So You’re Attracted to Smokey’ Sex Week Lecture
A large faction of students banded together yesterday around the Torchbearer in protest against the university...