The cops are coming. You have mere minutes to do something. Now if you actually meant to kill your roommate, you should be rotting your life away in hell. However for several reasons unknown, they just appeared to die out of thin air. And you’re left there with no alibi and looking guilty as hell. […]
Sooooo Spring Invitational was last week, and we saw some characters. Aspiring tiger-freshmen are pretty easy to spot: bright purple backpacks they no doubt were given at the Barnes & Noble in Union Square, intimidated faces, big noses, I Heart F. King t-shirts—it’s like straight outta Cartoon Central in the quad. We took the liberty […]
What if our presidential candidates had gone to LSU? Which one studied all day? How many times did Ted Cruz get rejected in one night? We have the answers.