Elle Moulin

Elle Moulin

Staff Writer

University of Minnesota
Top 10 Best Places to Dump Your S.O. on Valentine’s Day at UMN

Valentine’s Day is the day where annoying couples come together to celebrate their “love” with generic chocolates, mediocre dinners, and dying bouquets of roses. Not everybody has to celebrate this way; you can honor this day by finally breaking it off with the god-awful flop of a partner you have. However, where you choose to […]

QUIZ: Which UMN Dorm Are You?

In each of the UMN dorms, there is room for the many personalities of students.

Dear Guy in My Chem Class Who Wears Jorts Every Day

Dear Guy in My Chem Class Who Wears Jorts Every Day,  I see you over there in the front row of this giant lecture hall, showing up every day in the same pair of jorts that were clearly made for the target market of middle-aged men. I’ve always found you to be the most irritating […]

6 Rational New Year’s Resolutions For Every Gopher

This past year was rough to say the least. Between Kaler’s disregard for the needs of UMN students and the shameful light cast upon UMN in national news thanks to the Gopher football team, it may seem difficult to be hopeful in the new year. Albeit, a new year still requires some sort of new […]

7 Ways to Distract Yourself from Your Inevitable Final Exams

The end of the semester is here and so are the top 7 ways to distract yourself from the looming final exams week and live in a fantasy world instead.

Missed Connections at the University of Minnesota

Recently University of Minnesota students have gone to Missed Connections to find their soulmates... and make fun of others looking for their lost loves.

Trump Targets Goldy the Gopher for Weight Gain

While Trump usually points out the flaws in women, this week he decided to project his insecurities onto Goldy, implying the gopher had put on a few lbs.

Top 5 Schemes to Infiltrate an Exclusive UMN Frat Party

The most ratchet of parties are often found at grimy, frat mansions. Here are 5 schemes that will help you get into these selective, drunken parties.

Where at the U Will You Drunkenly Wake Up This Weekend? [Flowchart]

If you're planning on going hard for homecoming, follow this flowchart to find out where you might wake up the next morning.

The 5 Types of Incoming UMN Freshmen

Going back to school in the fall means there will be a whole new species roaming campus: freshmen.