Stories By Squirrel Man
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Illinois
How to Not Get Caught Masturbating
Okay, freshmen. It’s time to address the elephant in the room. By now, everybody has told...
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Campus Life
Overly Confident Guy Bombs at Normal Theater’s Open Mic Comedy Night
Every two weeks, the Normal Theater hosts its Open Mic Comedy Night – a free...
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Booze
ISU Student Wears “Kiss Me I’m Irish” Shirt in Attempt to Get Laid
Carl Paul, an ISU junior and guy who wants to get laid, devised a...
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Campus Life
Protesters To Build Wall To Keep Donald Trump Out of Bloomington-Normal
On Sunday morning, Republican presidential candidate you-know-who brought his campaign to Bloomington. Hoping to secure...
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Campus Life
5 Things to Do Around ISU With Your Extra (Leap) Day
Leap days are like life’s bonus days: for every 1460 days you complete, you get...
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Campus Life
ISU Student Reported Missing After Getting New Girlfriend
Police are searching for a 20-year-old man missing since Sunday, February 14th. ISU sophomore Tim...
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Campus Life
The Do’s and Don’ts of Applying for Internships at ISU
If you’re like many ISU students, you’ve already started looking for a summer internship, and...
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Illinois State
Top 10 Places at ISU for a Valentine’s Date
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and we know you’re probably struggling to pull...
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Campus Life
The Black Sheep Celebrates Black Sheep History Month
February is Black Sheep History Month – a month dedicated to looking back on history’s...
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Campus Life
Groundhog Sees His Shadow, Predicts 6 More Years of Student Debt
College students from across America awoke this Groundhog Day to disappointing news: Punxsutawney Phil, the...