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George Mason Professor Gives Fewer F*cks Than Students

A George Mason University professor was spotted celebrating an ordinary Monday chugging pitchers last night, subsequently, he cancelled class for today.

KU Professor Gives Fewer F*cks Than Students

A Kansas University professor was spotted celebrating an ordinary Thursday chugging pitchers last night, subsequently, he cancelled class for today.

First Year Stoners Rush to Find New Smoke Spot After Trees Behind CDF Chopped Down

This lack of forestry has displaced dozens of "kush enthusiasts" who are now scramble to try to find a new place to light up.

Mason’s Daddy of the Week: Edmund Pittman

Meet Mason's Daddy of the Week. He's into sciencey words, and not good at telling dad jokes.

UT to Increase Speedway Construction for Sole Purpose of Inconveniencing Everyone

AUSTIN– In his biweekly letter to the student body, President Greg Fenves announced Monday an increase in the construction project along Speedway in a sincere effort to “exacerbate the inconvenience this venture has caused to each and every member of the UT community.”“The administration empathizes with the pains you have to go through as this […]

5 Better Things You Could’ve Done in Charlottesville Instead of Spending all of Your Money on Formal

Formal season is upon us, so get your insta thumbs ready because you'll be scrolling through a lot of dressy photos with captions about forgetting it all.

Mason’s Daddy of the Week: Alessandro Ottavio Gaiarin

Meet Mason's Daddy of the Week, Alessandro Ottavio Gaiarin. He has strong feelings about boxers vs briefs vs boxer briefs.

7 Things that Will Completely Piss Off Any Mason Student

Mason boasts itself as a "well-being" university. If this is true, then why are there so many ways to annoy us on the day to day?

The Black Sheep Ranks ASUC Senate Platforms

ASUC! You don't wanna read all the platforms, so we did it for you!