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QUIZ: Are You A Crazy Man Who Masturbates On The Bus?

No one wants to be “that crazy guy” who masturbates on the bus. How can you know for sure that you’re not that type of person?

The 5 WORST Places for Hammocking at WMU

While Western Michigan University’s campus is filled with places for education and learning, it’s also filled with countless places to get outside and get in touch with nature… or get in trouble for trying to set up a hammock. We set out on a quest to find the absolute worst places to hammock on campus, […]

Recent Iowa Graduate Enjoying Same Lifestyle as the 1%

Timothy Green, a recent graduate of the University of Iowa, is planning to delay real life a little longer and attend graduate school.

A Judgemental Map of Oxford, Ohio

Frat stars, dead people, and the weird horse girls from middle school - a lot of people live in this town, so what part of town do you live in?

Mason’s Daddy of the Week: Tirik Ford

Meet George Mason's Daddy of the Week, Tirik. He knows a thing or two about trampolines.

Actual Oklahoma State Cowboy Discontent With Fake Country Calf Fry Goers

Earl Squibbles Jr. absolutely loves being a country boy.  Some might say he loves it a little too much.“I’ll tell ya what, man,” Earl proclaimed, his thick southern drawl amplified by the dip wad of tobacco in his lip. “Ain’t no way you’ll ever catch me in the big city.  Damn yuppies everywhere, traffic jams, […]

7 Places Pokes End Up after Calf Fry

It’s been said for years that the week of Calf Fry might as well be officially titled “OSU’s Spring Shit Show.” A sea of mud-covered boots, girls in short jean shorts, and cases of light beer flood the Tumbleweed at the end of Dead Week. When all is said and done, there are only two […]

ISU Professor Gives Fewer F*cks Than Students

An Illinois State University professor was spotted celebrating an ordinary Monday chugging pitchers last night, subsequently, he cancelled class for today.

Cal Student’s Last Attempt At Participation Particularly Pathetic

As the last week of instruction approaches, many students now find themselves at a turning point in the semester where they may actually need to contribute to discussion. The Black Sheep decided to follow Johnson McJohnson, a second-year student at Cal, for his valiant journey.“So we’re just standing outside of Dwinelle [email protected] right now, I’m […]

UVa Professor Gives Fewer F*cks Than Students

A University of Virginia professor was spotted celebrating an ordinary Monday chugging pitchers last night, subsequently, he cancelled class for today.