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Cornell Man Knows, Like, One Gucci Mane Song, Claims to be His Biggest Fan

Resplendent in his totally hardcore fake tattoo sleeves, Derek McGuiness, ’20, is Gucci Mane’s greatest fan. In fact, he loves him more than Hotelies love napkin folding. Derek has been in love with Gucci Mane’s music for an eternity– an eternity which, his only friend tells us, began two weeks ago.When asked what he likes […]

5 Places on The Strip to Stuff Your Face For $3

All of you stumbling and struggling Cowboys have found the right article. Those pesky bars stole all of your cash and now you’re all kinds of hungry. Not to worry, here are five places on The Strip that you can ball on a budget, and get full, for under $3.5.) Coney Island: Coney Island is […]

Syracuse University Woman Stares Longingly at Butter Knife As Boyfriend Discusses Busted Bracket

Following a March Madness weekend headlined by top overall seed Villanova losing to 8-seed Wisconsin, brackets nationwide are in shambles. Syracuse University senior Ben Lamont has no chance of winning, as girlfriend Mira Schell well knows. “Do you think if I did it real fast—Like, Bam! Right in the eye!—it’d be quick and painless?” she […]

ISU Woman Stares Longingly at Butter Knife As Boyfriend Discusses Busted Bracket

Brackets nationwide are in shambles. ISU senior Ben Lamont has no chance of winning, as girlfriend Mira Schell well knows.

Cornell Woman Stares Longingly at Butter Knife As Boyfriend Discusses Busted Bracket

Following a March Madness weekend headlined by top overall seed Villanova losing to 8-seed Wisconsin, brackets nationwide are in shambles. Cornell senior Ben Lamont has no chance of winning, as girlfriend Mira Schell well knows. “Do you think if I did it real fast—Like, Bam! Right in the eye!—it’d be quick and painless?” she wondered […]

Arizona State University Woman Stares Longingly at Butter Knife As Boyfriend Discusses Busted Bracket

Following a March Madness weekend headlined by top overall seed Villanova losing to 8-seed Wisconsin, brackets nationwide are in shambles. Arizona State senior Ben Lamont has no chance of winning, as girlfriend Mira Schell well knows. “Do you think if I did it real fast—Like, Bam! Right in the eye!—it’d be quick and painless?” she […]

UF Woman Stares Longingly at Butter Knife As Boyfriend Discusses Busted Bracket

Brackets nationwide are in shambles. UF senior Ben Lamont has no chance of winning, as girlfriend Mira Schell well knows.

UVa Woman Stares Longingly at Butter Knife As Boyfriend Discusses Busted Bracket

Brackets nationwide are in shambles. UVa senior Ben Lamont has no chance of winning, as girlfriend Mira Schell well knows.

NC State Woman Stares Longingly at Butter Knife As Boyfriend Discusses Busted Bracket

NC State senior Ben Lamont has no chance of winning, as girlfriend Mira Schell well knows.

GMU Woman Stares Longingly at Butter Knife As Boyfriend Discusses Busted Bracket

Brackets nationwide are in shambles. George Mason senior Ben Lamont has no chance of winning, as girlfriend Mira Schell well knows.