Trump’s overall approach of running the government like a corporate enterprise doesn’t seem to be working out with choices like Anthony Scaramucci.
You’re right in the middle of your shitty summer internship, but Red Lion’s calling your name. It’s Greek Reunion time. Only problem is, in order to get the full experience of this drunken debauchery, you’re going to have to find a way out of work on Friday to make it to Happy Hour. So is […]
Reports are in this week from the Illinois Panhellenic Council that over 4,500 young women have registered for formal recruitment. Of those 4,500, roughly 70% are incoming freshmen. However, researchers are confused with contradictory reports found in the Class of 2021 Facebook group where many girls, including Sally Regis, have expressed that they might be […]
When you’re missing Champaign and you can’t afford a bus ticket back because your internship is unpaid, the only logical thing to do is to surround yourself with the disgusting delicacies found at UIUC. The Black Sheep recommends you only try these at home because if you ate any of them in public, no one […]
It’s the time in the summer when the nostalgia of home wears off and you’re missing everything from Champaign: your twin-sized bed, Monday night Red Lion and your hookup living across the hall. Do you remember it being good enough that now you’re willing to trek 45 minutes (without traffic) to get your bean flicked […]
After seeing your actual brother over Thanksgiving Break, you were probably reminded why it’s nice to finally be back in Champaign. The more you thought about your bro, the more you realized his similarities to Brothers bar. Here’s how the two compare: You went drinking, now you’re stuck pooping. How’s that going for ya?
As UIUC students, we have a lot to be thankful for this year: we won 3 football games, Lovie Smith is our dad now, and it hasn’t snowed yet (thanks, climate change!) The most important bond we share as UIUC students is the fact that we don’t have to graduate with an ISU degree.6.) We […]
Since it’s registration time, here are some classes that will easily disappoint your mom while dwelling on another year or two of undergrad.