Susanna Parkhill

Susanna Parkhill

Staff Writer

UNC Charlotte
The 9 Best Signs Spotted at Charlotte’s March for Science

We went to this weekend's March for Science and spotted a ton of GREAT signs, but here are the top 9.

UNC Charlotte Daddy of the Week: Michael

Daddies have a certain grace and elegance about them, beyond the appearance and dad jokes. They’re our guardian angels.

UNCC Frat’s “Beach Weekend” Leaves Five Marine Species Extinct

We all know that UNCC fraternities are serious about their beach weekend getaway, but this year they took things a bit too far.

Top 10: UNCC Inspired Sex Positions

Maybe you've lost your ~sex creativity~ or maybe you need an outlet for all your UNCC pride-- either way, these UNCC sex positions will spice up your life!

6 Things You Fool Yourself Into Believing About UNCC

It's okay, we all do it. Welcome to the campus of disillusionment and lies, where we all like to assure ourselves that we're the ~better~ UNCC.

QUIZ: What Kind of Charlotte Weather Are You?

Charlotte's weather is as ~diverse~ as the unpredictable and unique folks that live here, so find out what kind of Charlotte weather you are!

If UNCC Buildings Were STDs

UNC Charlotte’s campus bears a lot of similarities to sexually transmitted diseases, so much so that we question, “Is it safe to touch this?”

The Best Bathroom Graffiti Found In Atkins Library

We took to floors 5-10 of Atkins library to get the scoop on bathroom stall graffiti-- and we definitely weren't disappointed with the Niner Nation.

The 10 Most Phallic Objects on UNCC’s Campus

UNCC is full of phallic objects and architecture-- be a Niner who takes part in the phallic fallacy, and see the top 10 dongs on our campus.

10 Ways to Have the Shittiest Spring Semester at UNCC

You're three weeks in and you can't add/drop classes anymore--make your life infinitely worse with these 10 shitty ways to have a terrible spring semester!