Sydney Shulman

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Op-Ed: Bro, Hear Me Out—DJ’s is the Best Bar on Campus

What up bro’s and hoes! It’s your favorite second semester freshman, Brad. In between failing my...

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An Email From MySlice: Sorry, You’re One Credit Below What You Need to Graduate!

From: Kelli Barnhouse To: One fucked senior Subject line: Urgent **GRADUATION** Good morning, We have some...

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5 Reasons Mayfest is The Most Overrated Event (But We’re Still Looking Forward to It)

Mayfest is basically the low-budget Coachella of Syracuse University, which means that it is completely overhyped....

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5 Things That Will Inevitably Happen When The Sun Comes Out in Syracuse

What is that big yellow disk in the sky? No. It couldn’t be… the sun? After...

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5 Ways Syracuse Cooking and Wine Classes Will Make You a Good Stay-at-Home Adult

If you thought that you were paying $63,000 a year to get a legitimate education then...

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5 People to Impress to Get You a Good Syracuse Housing Lottery Number

The time has come where you get your housing lottery number for next semester and pray...

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5 Shitty Facts About North Carolina to Fuel Your Hatred For Duke

The moment you weren’t at all prepared for—Syracuse is about to play (and defeat) Duke! In...

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ACC Tournament Preview, And We Have No Idea What’s Going On

Hello fellow Syracuse University students! The Black Sheep is super hyped to be reporting on the...

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Is Syracuse’s Grant Auditorium Literally Hell on Earth?

You know how, like, people say that class is hell but they mean it in a,...

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5 Reasons To Stay in The Dorms and Avoid That Shithouse on Ackerman

Syracuse University dorms are shit. You share a 2-by-2 space with someone that you hate, there’s...