Stories By Sydney Shulman
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Syracuse
Op-Ed: Bro, Hear Me Out—DJ’s is the Best Bar on Campus
What up bro’s and hoes! It’s your favorite second semester freshman, Brad. In between failing my...
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Syracuse
An Email From MySlice: Sorry, You’re One Credit Below What You Need to Graduate!
From: Kelli Barnhouse To: One fucked senior Subject line: Urgent **GRADUATION** Good morning, We have some...
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Syracuse
5 Reasons Mayfest is The Most Overrated Event (But We’re Still Looking Forward to It)
Mayfest is basically the low-budget Coachella of Syracuse University, which means that it is completely overhyped....
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Syracuse
5 Things That Will Inevitably Happen When The Sun Comes Out in Syracuse
What is that big yellow disk in the sky? No. It couldn’t be… the sun? After...
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5 Ways Syracuse Cooking and Wine Classes Will Make You a Good Stay-at-Home Adult
If you thought that you were paying $63,000 a year to get a legitimate education then...
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5 People to Impress to Get You a Good Syracuse Housing Lottery Number
The time has come where you get your housing lottery number for next semester and pray...
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5 Shitty Facts About North Carolina to Fuel Your Hatred For Duke
The moment you weren’t at all prepared for—Syracuse is about to play (and defeat) Duke! In...
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ACC Tournament Preview, And We Have No Idea What’s Going On
Hello fellow Syracuse University students! The Black Sheep is super hyped to be reporting on the...
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Is Syracuse’s Grant Auditorium Literally Hell on Earth?
You know how, like, people say that class is hell but they mean it in a,...
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5 Reasons To Stay in The Dorms and Avoid That Shithouse on Ackerman
Syracuse University dorms are shit. You share a 2-by-2 space with someone that you hate, there’s...